looking TATTOOED MAN. Several more of these hideous, bald
MEN stand nearby. They are the PRIESTS of Osiris. Imhoteps guys. Their
eyes watch Anck-su-namun vanish through the bedroom curtains. Anck-su-namun
embraces Imhotep, they kiss passionately, feverishly. Imhoteps hands roam
over her perfect body, smearing the paint. The Narrators VOICE fills with
lust:
NARRATOR
But for our love, we were willi
look at yourself.
Officers dont have tattoos.
- Look, Ill see you, man, all right?
- Yeah.
- Zack, come on, dont be pissed off.
- Im not pissed off.
You are pissed off. Im on your side.
I dont want to see you do
something youll regret.
You got to give up six fucking years
of your life if you want to fly.
Six fucking years, with the most
uptight assholes on earth.
Officers arent like you and me.
T
Tattoo? You getting a tattoo now?
- Tattoos. Tattoo you.
No, tattoo you.
- Im not getting a tattoo.
- Oh, come on. What?
Look at that hair.
Its fabulous.
You want a tattoo now?
Shed be a lot of fun.
Who are you looking at,
him or me?
Oh, I cant talk about the sex.
I mean, how would I know?
If you ask me,
she never really had sex with anybody.
But she did love to be photographed...
and people love
looking at
Say why, hi, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my
Dig it, dig it, yeah
There she,
there she go, go, go
There she go now
Look at the spy
Hey, watch her, watch her,
watch her
Shes a spy, my, my
Dig it, dig it
Oh, yeah
Shes lookin
in your eye, eye
Why? I dont know
Whoa, yeah.
Boy with ringlets.
Man with tattoos.
Girl on...
a leash?
Man, if my parents ever tried
putting me in one
of those things,
Id
tattoo studio.
WILLIAM (V.O.)
The tattoo parlour -- with a guy
outside who got drunk and now cant
remember why he chose I Love Ken...
EXT. PORTOBELLO ROAD - DAY
WILLIAM (V.O.)
The racial hair-dressers where
everyone comes out looking like the
Cookie Monster, whether they like
it or not...
Sure enough, a girl exits with a huge threaded blue bouffant.
EXT. PORTOBELLO ROAD - SATURDAY
WILLIAM (V.O