climb to one
in one hundred and fifty. The odds of
dying in an auto accident are only one
in twenty-five hundred.
(beat)
Now this marks a drastic increase ...
INT. HIGH SCHOOL. SCIENCE CLASS.
Same angle. Different teacher.
SCIENCE TEACHER
... From just four years ago when ozone
depletion was at ten percent of its
current level. By the time you are
twenty years old, average global
temperature will
accident when I was out...
I dont remember anything.
But I guess a few wires got crossed...
or I was dreaming or hallucinating or something...
cause I feel like I saw her.
She was trying to tell me something, or--
I dont know.
Whatd she say?
I dont know.
Hows she doing?
She was happy.
I wanted to go to her.
Oh, honey, dont. Please.
No, no. Im okay.
Hatch?
Oh, my God. Hatch, whats wrong?
Hatch, ho
them over there
See? Over there
Get em Get em Get em
Hey, Zombie Thats right
Im talkin to you
The next time your dog
defecates on my lawn, hes dead, pal
Goddamn son of a...
And then there was Norman the Zombie...
who mangled one ofhis legs
in a terrible accident as a teenager...
when he crashed his T-Bird
into an ice cream truck.
Hed fixed up the car
and kept it on blocks in his driveway...
accidents to happen.
Since shes been taking pictures all afternoon,
Amlie finds herself in deep worry in the evening.
She collapses in front of the televison, feeling guilty
for a fire,
derailments and the crash of a Boeing .
Later on, Amlie realizes that the neighbour had made fun of her,
and decides to take her revenge.
-But, what the .
You be careful!
-and then, one day, tragedy struck her
...who was sixteen times removed from my mothers side. Or a 32nd cousin who was 37...
Baby Herman lands in front of the fridge and looks up at the fridge where the cookie jar is.
B. Herman: Cookie!
Roger: ...times removed from his fathers side who was eleven...Or like my 17th cousin who was 156 times removed, from any side!
Sees Baby Herman climbing up some open drawers
Roger: Aaaaaaaaahhh!