deodorant commercial.
I got two Oscars! Up here you dont need Oscars, you need antlers!
Heres a funny script about two fraternity kids...
...who invent amachine to turn women back into virgins. Its very clever.
Whatsthe matter?
When you asked me to come out here...
...you promised me I wouldnt just be one of those bright women who...
...finds properties, goesto lunch times developingthem,
then ne
Desperate Living Script
Boy: LETS GO!
COME ON!
COME ON!
YEAH!
[CHILDREN YELLING]
Second boy:
LETS GO! LETS GO!
Second boy:
LETS GO! LETS GO!
COME ON!
COME ON!
[CHILDREN YELLING]
[CHILDREN YELLING]
YOU MUST REALIZE,
BOSLEY,
YOUR WIFE IS ONE OF
THE MOST NEUROTIC WOMEN
IVE EVER EXAMINED.
I STILL THINK
A FEW MORE MONTHS
IN THE SANITARIUM
WOULD BE HELPFUL.
IT MAY BE TOO EARLY
TO TRUST HER
IN HER NATUR
deodorant?
- Yeah.
- You dust the nuts?
- No, Jim. I did not dust my nuts.
Ill never get tired of that one, Dad.
You know, you should hit the weights
with the boys and me.
- Ill pass.
- Well get you in the gym.
Well beef you up. Look at these guys.
Show them. Give him a gun shot.
Give him a crab.
Worship the sun.
- Yeah, look at these guys.
- Theyre freaks.
Not in my house!
- Have a great day.
-
SISTER ACT
by Paul Rudnick
July 19, 199l
Page 1.
SISTER ACT
FADE IN:
INT. ST. ANNES ACADEMY - AKRON, OHIO - CLASSROOM
We are in a parochial school classroom, in the late
Sixties. The children all wear uniforms and sit at little
desks. SISTER IMMACULATA stands at the front of the room;
she is a middle-aged nun, very severe. The children are
all terrified of her.
SISTER IMMACULATA
Who can name all
GONE IN 60 SECONDS
by Scott Rosenberg
4/6/99
"I wonder," Toad said to himself presently, "I wonder
if this sort of car starts easily?"
Next moment, hardly knowing how it came about, he
found that he had hold of the handle and was turning
it. As the familiar sound broke forth, the old
passion seized on Toad and completely mastered him,
body and soul ... He increased his pace, and as the
car devour