Gods Must Be Crazy Script
It looks like a paradise, but it is the most treacherous desert in the world:
The Kalahari. After the short rainy season...
...there are many water holes, and even rivers.
But after a few weeks, the water sinks away into the deep Kalahari sand.
The water holes dry, and the rivers stop flowing.
The grass fades to a beautiful blond colour...
...that offers excellent grazin
may not be used for any commercial or for profitable means in any way! Do not abuse it.
Chorus:
Alice in Wonderland, how do you get to Wonderland?
Over the hill or underland, or just behind the tree?
When clouds go rolling by, they roll away and leave the sky.
Where is the land beyond the eye, the people can not see, where can it be?
Where do stars go, where is the grass thats blue?
grass.
Look at that grass. Stanleys grass look good.
Mrs.Johnsons grass look good. But look at my grass. No!
When that boy get out of my house...
Im gonna change my number.
Craig! Craig!
Come on out of that house!
Oh, damn!
Goodness gracious.
Whats goin on?
Man.
Use that brick to break that chain.
You think its the same brick Craig knocked your ass out with?
Get out of here, you stupid mutt!
- He
grass. -Fuck the grass.
Burke bid out the Berlin Plaza. Did he tell you?
I was gonna start that on Monday.
He likes the look of the computer models better anyway.
You take too long.
When youre done mowing the grass here...
do you mind bringing the house up to my office?
Got a presentation to make.
I wouldnt make a habit of it.
I could be anyone.
Then why do you stay you?
You should lock your door
American Psycho Script
Our pasta this evening...
is squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth...
with goat cheese profiteroles, and I also have an arugula Caesar salad.
For entrees this evening, I have swordfish meatloaf with onion marmalade,
rare roasted partridge breast in raspberry coulis with a sorrel timbale.
...and grilled free-range rabbit with herbed french fries.
Our pasta tonight is a