Hostage Script
I need to talk to that motherfucker!
You hear me?
I want to talk to that fucker right now!
I want that motherfucker!
(gun cocks)
(man) You find that bastard now.
or I am gonna...
Im gonna shoot my whore wife.
and Im gonna shoot the boy!
Joe, just relax.
Relax. Were looking
for your wifes boyfriend,
- and Im gonna find him, all right?
- You want to help me?
Which one do I shoot firs
hostages, shot one;
the guard. Hes still alive.
- So far, hes asked for a...
- Car.
And a plane waiting at the airport,
and if he doesnt get that...
- Hell kill all the hostages
in five minutes.
- Right.
- Whats the suspects name?
- Earl.
Earl. Shit, youd think on a day
like today, Earl would go
to the park or somethin, right?
Ladies and gentlemen.
Whats up, man?
- Scott.
- Hey.
Rope, glad you co
hostages from the Middle East.
Informed sources reveal that the
rescue team itself has been captured...
...and added to those
already being held.
Preliminary reports also indicate that
an attempt on the life...
...of a terrorist dictator
was thwarted at the same time.
With the president election just days away,
this could be a setback for the White House.
Presidential challenger
Senator Gray Edw
The Naked Gun Script
Listen to me! Killing a few hostages
is not sufficient!
The Americans must be made to suffer.
We must humiliate them.
You do not go far enough,
General Amin.
We must strip their entrails out
and drag them to Damascus,
until they include us
in the peace process.
Nonsense! This solution
is not bold enough for Libya.
l say wipe out Washington
and New York.
What? And spoil
three
hostage of would-be assassins.
The American people
are good people.
Democrats, independents,
Republicans and others.
Under no circumstances will I,
and I hope no others,
capitulate to those that want to undercut
whats all good in America.
Two, cue Howard.
I would like, at this point, to announce
that I will be retiring from this programme
in two weeks time
because of poor ratings.
Since this show