humans. He slams his
axe into the rock... Imagining its the Wardens head.
Working beside Ralph 124C41 are his two henchmen: SMITH EE17,
a wiry Android with slicked back hair, aluminum teeth, and
pincher claw hands.
And COBLENTZ HL2000, whose body is criss-crossed with baseball-
like seams where hes been sewn together after knife fights.
Coblentz HL2000 breaks through a wall, exposing a vein of
gl
HUMAN CREW MEMBERS. Wearily,
they lean the legs up against the stage wall. A human
DIRECTOR, wearing a tweed jacket and baggy pleated pants,
steps onto the set. From the equipment and the dress of the
crew, we can tell its the 1940s. Baby Herman throws his
cookie down in disgust. He talks in a gravelly voice an
octave lower than Wallace Beerys.
BABY HERMAN
What the hell was wrong with that
take??
teeth are really troubling.
But if I lose control of this company,
itll be catastrophic.
Does anyone know a Dr. Mendlesohn?
Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.
That would explain a lot.
"Longfellow Deeds."
Chuck, I think were there.
My God, its all green.
Look at that thing.
Fighter pilot on your left.
Got that sucker!
You guys lost?
Were looking for somebody:
Longfellow Deeds.
Is that Dee
human body is,
like, % moisture, right?
How much do you weigh? ? ?
Now, I figure
if you could somehow extract % of that...
youd have, give me a second...
thirty-four pounds...
of, like, solid...
not meat...
Itd be more like beef jerky, you know?
But with hair and bones and teeth...
shriveled-up tattoos and whatnot.
Probably be like this big.
In any event,
youre starting to follow my drift here, "
teeth this big
when he catches me
Im gonna bite his hands off
I think he knows. . .
it seems every wants to be a patient of a good doctor
his family understood
most families did
right now I gotta answer the door
whos there?
its me . I forgot my key, open up
I guess you gotta beg
come on boy, beg
role reversal
usually its human
you better open up
just open the door
since youre the one who feeds me