cakes
round an old cartwheel.
- Does look pretty, though.
- Whose side are you on, Brutus?
- No, I didnt mean...
- Whats your event, by the way?
Tea tray on an international theme.
I did Jamaica, but it could be
anywhere in the Caribbean.
If more people did WI, thered be
half the need for hallucinogenic drugs.
Good, Ruth. International tea tray.
Victoria sponge...
Annies on victoria sponge.
- Sum
cake...
So I will make this short and sweet.
Millie,
dear friends,
waiters and waitresses, Id like to
propose this wedding toast...
Leo!
- Not now, Millie.
Come on!
Hey! Dont fuck around!
Cut it out!
Dont be a jerk! Cut it out!
I got an audition coming up!
Youre lucky I dont kick your ass...
Cut it out! Axel!
You want me to come down?
- Come on down!
Stop shaking the ladder!
- Axel!
Im coming dow
A VIDEO IMAGE FLICKERS TO LIFE. A ruggedly handsome man with dark, haunted eyes. Eyes that have seen hell.
NEVILLE
My name is Robert Neville. Today is October 17th,
the year 2002. I was born in 1960, on this very day,
so that makes today my birthday. (remembering)
Every year for my birthday, my wife Ellen would throw
me a party. A kids party. Cake, ice cream, funny hats,
"Pin the Tail on the Donk
of my mind.
You sit down by the fire. What you want is a nice cup of hot tea.
Ill wait a bit. Some of the boys might drop in.
Well, I have to pop out for a minute. Everythings ready for your tea.
And a cake? Yes, theres a cake.
I wonder how many of them those boys have eaten since you first came here.
Letting them gorge you out of house and home.
Last term, iced cakes, rock cakes, Bath buns