read The Unbearable Lightness of Being...
fall in love with a sculptor,
now I realize how bad American coffee is" thing.
- Beer. They have good beer.
- "How bad American beer is" thing.
- "How bad American beer is" thing.
- Yeah. I heard you the first time.
I am so glad to find
an actual adult at one of these parties.
Its really just a bunch of
freaked-out kids, huh?
Yeah.
- Im Josselyn.
- Jossel
Nicholas Nickleby Script
What happens when the light first pierces...
the dark dampness
in which we have waited?
We are slapped and cut loose.
If we are lucky,
someone is there to catch us...
and persuade us that we are safe.
But are we safe?
What happens if, too early,
we lose a parent?
That party on whom we rely
for only everything?
Why, we are cut loose again...
and we wonder, even dread...
wh
read...
...an incredible recipe for it.
- I didnt say we were having it.
Leave it to you
to take something for granted.
Frozen waffles is all weve got.
Werent you gonna pick up steaks
for tomorrow?
Youre asking for steak?
You could have picked up
some cheap ones.
I will not eat cheap meat.
No! No!
- May I help you?
- Hi, Earl. Im Vic.
Im sure Ramonas already told you
my whole life story.
- No, bu
read over the dead now.
My Bible, please, Mr....
Bean.
-Bean.
-Roy Bean.
Judge Roy Bean.
l am the new law in this area.
-What has qualified you as such?
-l know the law...
since l have spent my entire life
in its flagrant disregard.
l had never killed a man before.
ld shot at some...
in self-defense or blind fright,
but l never hit anyone.
So God must have directed my bullets.
Why, he even sent a
UP
DURING LAST WEEKS
PRAYER MEETING ON THE AIR.
PRAISE JESUS!
BEFORE WE JOIN IN PRAYER
FOR THIS POOR SISTER,
JESUS WANTS TO KNOW
HOW MANY SENT IN $5.00
FOR THEIR HOME-WORSHIP KIT?
YOU WANT A CIGARETTE, SIR?
NO, THANKS.
CHEW TOBACCO.
SING ALONG
WITH SISTER ROSELLA.
THROW IN SISTER ROSELLA,
YOU GOT A DEAL.
RIGHT, OLD-TIMER?
" OH, GLORY... "
SAY, YOU EVER
RUN INTO A COWHAND
BY THE NAME
OF WOODSY NI
read this? You can no longer find this in the bookstore. Did you have it banned? -It mocked the king. If we had waited to long, it wouldve become tedious. So it is better to lie than to let lies be spoken. The truth is too complicated. To rule, everything has to be simple. The Beast was a problem. Beast gone, problem too. It will continue to kill. -No one will know though. That is what matters. H
READS:
T H E N O T - T O O - D I S T A N T F U T U R E
The camera commences a long, slow pull-back from the pile of
elephant tusks. Gradually they are revealed as human
fingernails magnified many hundreds of times.
The tree trunks are mere hair follicles. The firewood,
whiskers. The slate, flakes of skin.
INT. INCINERATOR. EARLY MORNING.
A naked MAN, thirties, seen in profile, is crouched upon a
poor guinea pigs have been sitting in excrement for days.
Alex, you play with them more than I do. Lets trade. Ill mow the lawn three times.
No way. Just cos Im ten doesnt mean Im an idiot. I know what "excrement" means.
Alex! Were eating here.
Sweetie, Mommy will be right back.
Stop! My baby!
My babys in that car! Somebody stop that car!
Oh, my God! Stop the car!
Unlock the door!
Next time, plea
Reading paper)
Look at this!
(Reading out loud in disgust)
"Hillside Strangler gets his
college degree in prison!"
MOM
(Preoccupied, stalking fly)
Thats nice.
DAD
Nice?! He should have been
executed!
MISTY
He killed people, Mom.
MOM
(To herself)
We all have bad nights.
(Gets ready to swat, but fly
buzzes off)
CHIP
(To MISTY)
Youd probably date him!
(Mimicking her)
Hes cu-uuute! Hey, Dad, did
you
reads, "PROBATION OFFICER".
CORKY
Im listening.
Sitting across from him who we now see in full light, is
Corky, a very butch looking woman with short hair and a
black leather jacket. She is a lesbian and she wants
people to know it.
OFFICER
Bullshit. Your kind never listens.
Ive seen that same look in a
hundred different eyes. Every one
of them looking for the same thing,
dreaming about that perf