man on the dodge
is welcome west of the Pecos.
Maybe l heard wrong.
You heard right.
Revised Laws and Statutes
of the State of Texas.
Whats that doing here?
For the whores to piss on.
Give him a drink of cactus whiskey.
You a bank robber?
You get much out of that Magdalena one?
No.
Enough?
Thats right, enough.
Buy me a drink, bank robber?
Listen, when Roy Bean drinks,
everybody drinks.
Give me th
man.
The late s, all around the raves,
all that, fucking...voom!
l was the top fucking kiddy.
My food?
Danny boy.
Anything you need,
lm a one-stop shop, OK?
Anything you want, l can get it for you.
lve just had that from Mr Fix lt,
throwing the beans.
Nitro? Keep away from him, mate.
Gets all in with all the newcomers,
- so that he can hustle them.
- And whats your angle?
lf you want any of life
man has a gun to my head.
Hell put it down if a hollow points in his eye!
Your partners a cocky nigger.
- Damn. Now, was that necessary, sir? - See?
He cant just be a cop? He got to be a nigga too?
Ill hot this fool.
- Calm down. - Calm down? Im calm.
Im calm! Hey! Whoa! Whoa!
I am way too unstable for that bullshit.
Stop all the goddamned movement! Everybody stop moving!
We cant let you all go,
The Misfits Script
Young man, do you have the time?
I got six clocks, and none of them work.
- Twenty after nine.
- After?
Its twenty after, dear. Darlin?
- Five minutes. What about you?
- Im all set. I just ironed my sling.
- The lawyer said . sharp, darlin.
- OK.
I hope youre not the miserly kind.
Its brand-new.
She ought to get a very good price for it.
Is that the right mileage? miles?
We onl
man.
-Oh, God !
He smoked until the day he died.
- Used to put the cigarette
in this and smoke that way.
- Excuse me, but--
This is where youre heading.
Cruddy lung,
smoking through a hole in your throat.
- Do you really want that ?
- lf its already too late, l guess--
No, its never too late.
Put the cigarettes back,
and try some gum instead.
- Here. Chewlies gum. Try this.
- its not the same.
It
man.
LITTLE
SWEETHEART
Also Starring JOHN McMARTIN
BARBARA BOSSON
Thelma, bored, watches Little Billy load ice into a truck
at the Happy Pelican. Little Billy performs a quick mime act
of pulling something out of his mouth and throwing it to
Thelma, who in turn unenthusiastically pretends to catch it.
LITTLE BILLY
How you doin?
GUY BOYD
Introducing CASSIE BARASCH
ELLIE RAAB
and JAMIE WATERSTON
man It is, so sit down
Im very sorry Fuck, I gotta piss bad
Ah, great
Cute, huh? Yeah I saw it Now go sit down
Todays my daughters birthday
I got her a present for her birthday
Snatches of clouds
floatin the sky Ah, great
A pleasure boat floats in the river
My name Oh Daesu, means...
"Getting along with people"
Thats why Im Oh Daesu
But, shit...
Why cant I get along
today? Set me free!
Huh! Shut
man. A man? The Beast is an instrument in the hands of a sick mind. A murderer works more discrete. -Correct, Marquis. The first mysterie of the Beast is its fame. It has to be discussed. There has to be fear. How do you mean? -This book was sold everywhere. That author says the Beast punishes the King... ...for his comprehension for the filosofers. -Bullshit. Who wrote that? I dont know, but the
Little Big Man Script
I am, beyond a doubt,
the last of the old-timers.
My name is Jack Crabb,...
...and I am the sole white survivor
of the Battle of Little Bighorn,...
...popularly known
as Custers Last Stand.
Well, Mr Crabb,...
...Im more interested in the primitive
lifestyle of the Plains Indian...
...than I am in...
...tall tales about Custer.
Tall tales?
Are you calling me a liar?
No, no. I
to water.
It will not return, except from the hand
of the woman I choose as my wife.
I take fire from water.
I give it only to the man
whom I choose as my husband.
Take the fire from my hand.
Call the roll, guards!
- Slayers!
- Arm yourselves!
- Well fight together.
- No. Is there a safe way out?
- An underground passage.
- Come on!
My place is with you.
- Do you love me?
- Of course I love you.