music?
I love you.
Let us be lovers
Well marry our fortunes together
Ive got some real-estate here in my bag
Hey, man, take good care of her in San Francisco, man.
And walked off
To look for America
One day... youll be cool.
Look under your bed. Itll set you free.
Michigan seems like a dream to me now
Watch the plant.
Youre and I cant stop you.
Ive gone to look for America
Bye.
Shell be back.
May
teaching Seaman Beaumont
the intricacies
of modern sonar. Now...
I aint chief of the boat.
Im Sheena,
Queen of the Jungle.
Cob, please.
Come on, Cob. Tell me.
OK. Fine. Go ahead.
Ahem... Seaman Jones here,
hes into music in a big way.
He figures this whole boat
is basically just his own
personal, private stereo set.
He gets this
piece of Pavarotti...
Paganini.
Whatever.
Paganini.
This is my story
teach
you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You
had best unfuck yourself or I
will unscrew
your head and shit down your neck!
JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Private Joker, why did you join
my beloved
Corps?
JOKER
Sir, to kill, sir!
HARTMAN
So youre a killer!
JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Let me see your war face!
JOKER
Sir?
HARTMAN
Youve got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! Thats a
war face.
Now let me see
music and
bad-mouthing your country, Ill bet.
Stop eyeballing me. Youre not worthy
to look your superiors in the eye.
Use your peripheral vision.
Understand?
Yes, sir.
When I say "understand",
I want the group to say, "Yes, sir!"
- Understand?
- Yes, sir!
- Understand?
- Yes, sir!
I know why most of you are here.
Im not stupid.
Before you get to sell what we teach
you over at United Airlines,
got
teach you to be a better
loser, loser.
NICK
Listen, Ken --
BOYFRIEND
My name is not Ken --
NICK
-- Im offering you the benefit of
my experience.
DEBUTANTE
Looks like you have a lot of
experience in places like this. It
was nice of them to relax the dress
code for you.
That draws a laugh from her friends. The entourage heads
for the bar.
CHARLIE SKLOARIS, twenty-three, steps in front of the
debuta
ya tike me for, a fool?
"No one taught him take instead of tike
"Hear a Yorkshireman, or worse
Hear a Cornishman converse
"ld rather hear a choir singing flat
"Chickens cackling in a barn
Just like this one
"Garn!
"Garn!
"l ask you, sir, what sort of word is that?
"lts aoow and garn
that keep her in her place
"Not her wretched clothes and dirty face
"Why cant the English
teach their children ho
music
the rest ofyour life.
What time are you
comin home?
And youre not going
in the Army either.
Remember that.
Quincy, wheres
your books?
Whats up, Lenny, man?
Better hurry that ass up.
Mrs. Sanders aint going
for that late shit no more.
Yo, I need those notes
for biology class.
If I flunk, Ill have to
kickyour ass.
Im sorry.
Damn, baby, whats up?
Can I get that number?
Eric, come back here
and
music?
I still play for tigers and bears. And you?
Are you teaching?
No. I have a new job. I pave streets.
I protested Afghanistan...
I know. I heard.
They said I was crazy,
so they sent me to a mental hospital.
Were you crazy?
If I was really crazy, how would I know it?
We shall talk, Leonid.
Dont ever go crazy if you can help it.
You! Dont try to break in the line!
You found it! Congratulations
teaches people
Real Life.
INT. HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY--DAY
Continuing her narration, VERONICA glides through a bustling
high school hallway with a frozen smile.
VERONICA (V.O.)
She said Real Life sucks Losers dry.
If you want to fuck with the eagles,
you have to learn to fly.
INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE CAFETERIA--DAY
With her back turned to the viewer, VERONICA stands at the
outskirts of the cafeteria ent
teacher.
Used to be a Rockette.
Its his first real vacation
in six years, Max. Take it easy.
Three weeks here,
itll feel like a year.
One, two, three, four! Stomp
those grapes and stomp some more!
One, two, three, four!
Listen to the music!
Sorry.
Move your caboose
and shake it loose!
One, two, three, four!
Start the train!
Come on, men!
Follow me into a round robin!
Ladies, the inner circle!
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