American Psycho Script
Our pasta this evening...
is squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth...
with goat cheese profiteroles, and I also have an arugula Caesar salad.
For entrees this evening, I have swordfish meatloaf with onion marmalade,
rare roasted partridge breast in raspberry coulis with a sorrel timbale.
...and grilled free-range rabbit with herbed french fries.
Our pasta tonight is a
He roughly picks the dog up by the scruff of the neck, but as he turns it around we see that it is a
stuffed dog. Around its neck is a business card that reads, "You have been had by Ace Ventura -
Pet Detective." He breathes fire.
GRUFF MAN
Son of a bitch!
He smashes the dog to the ground.
EXT. ALLEY - CONTD
As the UPS Man/Ace rounds the corner, his shirt opens up at his pot belly and the Shiatsu
THE MESSENGER: THE STORY OF JOAN OF ARC
by
Andrew Birkin
and
Luc Besson
??
FADE IN:
EXT. CHURCH - DOMREMY - DAY
FADE UP on ripples on the surface of a puddle. Slow PAN
UP: the water becomes placid, and in it we see the
reflection of an inverted CROSS on the top of a small
church. We move across the little churchyard and in
through the open doors.
??
INT. CHURCH - DOMREMY - DAY
Utter simplicity --
Big Script
SCENE 1
JOSH
You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. All around you are
the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs...Melt the wizard. What do you want
to melt him with? What do you think I want to melt him with...(Josh,
dont forget to take out the garbage) Just a second! Throw
the...(Josh, did you hear what your mother said?) One minute! (Josh
Baskin!) Your hesitancy has cost yo
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Julien Donkey Boy Script
Hey, buddy,
whatcha got?
A turtle.
Oh, man.
Whatre you gonna do
with it?
Keep it.
Do you want to play
turtle with me?
If you can find another one.
I think theres
another one in there.
Is there turtles
in that pond?
Yeah.
Theres turtles
in that pond,
two turtles on the rock.
Yeah, I got a turtle.
Where are the turtles?
- I want
Man Who Sued God Script
In the latest weather news...
a severe storm warning
has been issued for the Eastern coast.
The weather bureau has also warned of high
winds and flash flooding in low lying areas.
Farmers are advised
that a sheet weather alert is coming.
Whats wrong with you, Arthur?
Surely youre not scared of a wee bit sheet weather.
I know, thats where Im going.
Here we go.
Were nearly t
Obsession Script
Ladies and gentlemen!
Ladies and gentlemen...
I would like to propose a toast...
to Michael and Elizabeth Courtland...
this worlds last romantics.
Happy tenth anniversary!
Happy anniversary!
And if youll allow me,
a special toast to this man...
a man of endless energy
and ambition...
the cream of the new South...
my dear friend
and new senior partner...
in what will soon be the f
A disheveled young man in a gaily colored Hawaiian shirt is launched into frame by someone offscreen.
He holds a printed paddle that reads "NO. 1468-6 NOV. 29 79."
The hatch marks on the wall behind him are apparently height markers.
VOICE OVER
... The first time I met Ed was in the county lock-up in Tempe, Arizona...
FLASH
As his picture is taken.
CLOSEUP
On the paddle: "NOV. 29 79."
VOICE OVER
Oliver And Company Script
Now its always once upon a time
in New York City
Its a big old
bad old tough old town
Its true
But beginnings
are contagious there
Theyre always
settinstages there
Theyre always
turninpages there for you
Aint it great the way
it all begins in New York City
[Boy]
Let me have one. Please.
Right away
youre makintime
And makinfriends
[Meowing]
- No one cares
where y
Nobel Son Script
The French essayist,
Michel de Montaigne, once said...
"I think there is more barbarity
in eating a man alive...
than in eating him dead."
The wisdom of it.
When youre a kid
with an open soul...
they tell you the world consists
of good guys and bad guys.
I always liked the bad guys.
Scarface over Superman.
The psychology of depravity was far more
compelling to my Manichaean imagi