Inside Deep Throat Script
[Crime Of The Century
by Supertramp playing]
Now theyre planning
the crime of the century
Well what will it be?
Read all about their schemes
and adventuring
Its well worth a fee
We are living
in a glorious time,
a time of great conflict
to be sure.
(male newsreader # )
Today, a nationwide crackdown
was underway...
(male newsreader # )
...eight men were arrested
from...
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adults. Were civilized. - Oh, forgive me!
Id forgotten.
Just one thing. When Lilli gets here, start with a love song: "So in Love."
- Shes a pushover for a sentimental lyric. - Okay.
Thats her ring.
She always leans on the bell.
Hello, Paul. Hows the bursitis?
Better, thank you, Mrs. Graham. I mean...
Lilli Vanessi.
- Cole, how wonderful to see you again. - Lilli, darling.
- Hello, Fred. - Hello,
hands...
CUT TO:
INT. HOTEL ROOM - DAY
CLARICES POV - MOVING - as she first sees, sitting on the edge of a bed - a FEMALE HOSTAGE. Black, late 20s, gagged, hands behind her back. Then, SWIVELLING... she sees a startled MALE SUSPECT - white, mid-20s - standing by a window with a rifle in his hands. He is turning towards her...
Clarice drops into a combat crouch, gun extended, and shouts.
CLARICE
We are floating up a steep scrubby slope. We hear male voices gently singing "Tumbling Tumbleweeds" and a deep, affable, Western-accented voice - Sam Elliots, perhaps:
VOICE-OVER
A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he
male dinosaurs, like this plesiosaurus,
were the stronger and smarter of their species.
But, so what else is new?
After class Ill be happy to demonstrate how boy dinosaurs
got their butts kicked by girl dinosaurs on a regular basis.
Excuse me, but the mandible crest of Cindys alleged "plesiosaurus"
is that of a male megalosaur, as defined by the Congress of Palaeontologists.
Those findings were i
must I tell you,
you do not rumba with your eyes!
Now, dont worry.
Well think of something exciting.
Say, listen, I have an idea.
Why dont we go to the university
for Professor Hoffmeyers lecture?
- Lecture?
- On decapods of the genera Pagurus.
You know, hes gonna talk about
the mating habits of the shellfish.
Its a little risqu.
Sort of for adults only, you know.
Ill just pass on that action.
We hear voices: one male, the other female. From the tone of their speech and the accompanying music, we can tell we are entering a romantic scene.
FADE IN:
INT. FANCY NEW YORK APARTMENT - DINING ROOM - NIGHT
Where we see a romantic scene played out between a man and a woman. Both are white. The couple have just finished a candlelit dinner.
BRAD
You like your wine? Want smore?
She nods her approv
male,
its jacking off, balls...
prick, cunt, piss, shit.
I dont know, Gebhard. Maybe your Harvard
degree is too ivory tower for our purposes.
I was brought up out west.
Ive rubbed shoulders
with ranchers, miners my whole life.
- And I thought you were
gonna shave that mustache.
- I like it.
Its a disguise, a cover-up.
Look at any movie. The villains
always the one with the mustache.
My wife l
adult
life in terms of my relationships with
women. Tsch, you know, lately the
strangest things have been going
through my mind, cause I turned forty,
tsch, and I guess Im going through a
life crisis or something, I dont know.
I, uh ... and Im not worried about aging.
Im not one o those characters, you know.
Although Im balding slightly on top, thats
about the worst you can say about me. I,
uh, I
male sex. This is URSA.
One of the men, who struts and swaggers like the leader, is got up in a Kryptonian version of
ultra-military attire - 몰Jackboots, high collar, uniform. All this, however, is belied by his
pasty-faced, even sickly appearance. A pathological dictator, as super-Fascist whose only
quality is utter contempt for everyone but himself, whose only goal is to command a world of