A man and woman make love on a brass bed. There are mirrors on the walls and ceiling. On a side table, atop a small mirror, lines of cocaine. A tape deck PLAYS the Stones: "Sympathy for the Devil."
Atop him... she straddles his chest... her breasts in his face. He cups her breasts. She leans down, kisses him...
JOHNNY BOZ is in his late 40s, slim, good-looking. We dont see the womans face. She ha
SUPERMAN LIVES
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Written by
Kevin Smith
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EXT. SPACE
An Alien craft floats through the void, approaching a slow-moving
ASTEROID.
INT. ALIEN CRAFT
Two humanoid ALIENS dressed in uniforms pilot their craft nearer
to the asteroid.
ALIEN #1
Receiving a signal from an alien system,
but theres interference on the channels.
ALIEN #2
Once we get past this asteroid, it should
clear up.
Suddenly, THRO
what you told them.
We are gonna close
by reminding them...
...that old girl has a 3-percent better
impulse from sea level to vacuum...
...and if they pass on that, quite
frankly, they deserve another Sputnik.
Now, if you will excuse me...
...I have a very lovely, very hungry
woman at home waiting for me.
Sarah.
Honey.
Everyone at work kept saying
it was daylight-savings time.
You were supposed
woman...
... is strapped to
a hanging bamboo basket...
...slowly lowered onto
her lovers erect penis...
...as the basket spins?
Yeah.
Its not a myth.
I like this girl.
Okay, okay.
Come on.
We havent done any father-
and-son thing in years.
What are you talking about?
Its just an hour drive.
We can be up at Griffith Lake by noon.
What do I get out of it?
Fresh air, scenery, nature.
Shitloads of na
WOMANS VOICE
(off phone)
Hardly as large as Id like it to be.
BEN
Christine?
CHRISTINE(O.S.)
No, Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Of course its me, silly.
And I feel like an ass standing
in this theater lobby all by myself.
Where are you babe, the movie starts
in twenty minutes.
BEN
Look, Im stuck on the freeway. I think
there was some big accident. It could be
a little while so I dont want you to start
fre
woman.
Would you know me if I shoved
my foot up your ass?
Qh, yes, there she goes.
Lets go.
Lookin good, Mr. Stewart.
Now you can get your swerve on.
Calvin, when you get my age,
you dont swerve.
You just be happy gettin
that bad boy out of park.
You tell him.
You got something smaller?
I dont got change.
- Just keep it.
- You aint got to tell me twice.
Whatd you do,
hit the lotto?
- I sold the c
Mata Hari Script
Right.
Look. Is any woman worth that?
Surely, you regret having betrayed
your country.
- You can still have a chance...
- Youre wasting time.
Come on, out with it.
Who is she? What is her name?
Tell us, you fool!
Mata Hari.
Thats her name, isnt it?
- Let me alone.
- Oh, shoot him.
She bewitches them.
Why not? She bewitched all Paris.
Shes Frances greatest enemy.
The woman has bec
his breathing laboured. Around him two silhouettes move and murmur, their clothing susurrating in the deathly hush. DOCTORS. A WOMAN (MRS DASHWOOD, 50) sits by his side, holding his hand, her eyes never leaving his face.
MR DASHWOOD (urgent)
Is John not yet arrived?
MRS DASHWOOD
We expect him at any moment, dearest.
MR DASHWOOD looks anguished.
MR DASHWOOD
The girls - I have left so little.
Woman exclaims in shock]
[Crowd chattering indistinctly]
WOMAN: Captain, tell us about the stowaways.
Ill have them in the brig before long.
Thats terribly romantic. Id love to meet a stowaway.
CAPTAIN: Hey, you.
Are these your gloves? I found them in your trunk.
- Go to your rooms. Ill be down shortly. - Who are you?
Are you the floorwalker? I want to register a complaint.
- Whats the matter? -
womans
mopping up the floor...
...with your buddy,
is no reason to join in.
How sexy am I now?
Huh...flirty boy?!
How sexy am I now?!
(opera music plays)
(screams and grunts)
Damn!
"You made my shit list!"
Whyre they always
fuckin with me?
Honey!
Come on, hes dead.
I just wanna dance.
Fucker!
No!
Theres no escaping here!
Whos the lucky one?
Eenie, meenie...
minie, moe...
Catch a redneck
by his to