one member of the investigating
commission.
DEHAVEN
Yes, I see your signature right here
-- twice the size of everyone
elses. And your conclusion was
"pilot error," hmm?
HAYES
Im really not prepared for any kind
of in-depth review of --
DEHAVEN
Id like to think our next Secretary
of the Navy would be prepared for
anything, Mr. Hayes.
A humorless smile. Shes roasting his nuts over an open
fire, an
One shower
after another, crashing to the plain. Enough chopped lumber to
fuel a thousand hearths.
DISSOLVE TO
A BARREN, EMPTY LANDSCAPE
Joining the rest of the debris is a deluge of slate - sheets
of shale from a great unseen quarry in the sky come slamming to
earth. Some of the pieces shattering, some rebounding into the
air until the granite litters acres of landscape as far as the
eye can see
one of the most serious threats to nature.
A calamity that could take generations for sea life to recover.
But wait. Whats this?
Look whos coming. The nanobots.
Very impressive.
Lovely.
Baby seals everywhere will praise your name, Doctor.
So, is that real oil, Connors?
Oh, yeah. Yes, heres a sample. You can test it if you want.
Can they be programmed to eat other things?
They can be programmed to
one, thats the big seller.
No, no. The present is great, really.
Its just that another years come and gone
and Im still doing the same old thing.
Stand over here, trot over there. Eat
some grass. Walk back over here.
I see your problem.
Maybe I should go to law school.
You just need to break out
of that boring routine.
How?
Throw out the old that,
get out there, who knows
what youre gonna do!
Mak
SOOZE? Yeah, so did you tell him that we couldnt afford twenty bucks a ticket and why didnt he put us on the comp list? No, no, theres always a comp list. Alright. Well, so then, just get your mothers car and maybe well all go do something. Yeah. I gotta get off. Okay. Bye.
CUT TO:
INT. PIZZA JOINT - DAY
BUFF is the one of the only people working. Pies are over cooking in the oven and Buff is try
Lifeboat Script
ARE YOU NUMBER TWO BOAT?
FASTER
WHERE
IT WAS NUMBER ONE LAST TIME
I SAW IT
HELLO
LADY, YOU CERTAINLY DONT
LOOK LIKE
SOMEBODY JUST
THEN I CERTAINLY FEEL
DID YOU
WHO?
JOE, THE STEWARD
HE HELP
I THOUGHT THIS BOAT
WAS ABENDON
NOT BY ME, IT LOOK PRETTY GOOD
TO ME
WHAT PART OF SHIP YOU
FROM DARLING?
ENGINE ROOM
I WAS OFF THE DUTY AT THE
WASH
CALL WITH MY WASHING MY
MOST THE CREW WERE TR
Guards explode like a pack of howling hyenas. The Scientists glance over at them with a look that seems to say, "How is it possible for us to be sharing the same planet?"
GUARD #2
Did you just cut a big one or is Suzie back in town?
Guard #3, the biggest Neanderthal of the bunch, stops laughing long enough to contribute a rude, tounge-flapping raspberry, during the course of which...
one which looks like he was about to
sneeze.
The man grabs the strip.
EXT. SUSAN BRIGHTS BROWNSTONE - MORNING
An upscale neighborhood: Brownstones and coffee houses.
Dr. Susan Bright (WOMAN) steps out of her door. She is
the scientist that we saw in the OPENING SCENE.
She is in a hurry, juggling a briefcase, an armful of
books, a cup of coffee and her keys as she heads for her
car.
She is bent to
one, two. Testing, testing.
They both work and they dont
like no feedback. Whats up?
Whats going on? Keep it down.
Zander Kellys on the air.
Whats the deal with your haircut?
Im sorry about the noise, sir.
This aint no haircut. This is a wig.
A wig.... Look at you.
Jesus!
I got somebody I want you to meet.
Come with me.
Come on back.
This is Zander Kelly.
Youre listening to . KXLA.
All-aberration
Happy Harry Hardon - Did you ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up. You know that feeling that the whole country is like one inch away from saying Thats it, forget it. You think about it. Everything is polluted. The environment, the government, the schools you name it. Speaking of schools. I was walking the households the other day and I asked myself. Is there li