girl. She was dancing.
lt was about : a.m. lm talking to her,
and realized she had two kids at home.
l dont mind the two kids at home,
thats all good.
But lm like,
What the fuck are you doing in a club...
at : in the fucking morning
on a Wednesday night?
What the fuck are you doing here?
ls it your birthday?
Did you get a raise?
Well, you got to get the fuck out.
You go. lm kicking you the fuck o
girls swim team"
section...and a dictionary next to Jim, open to the
"Vagina" listing, accompanied by a big vagina diagram.
PORNO-CHANNEL CHICK (V.O.)
Dont you love my sexy body?!
JIM
I do, baby, I do.
He frantically looks around...and grabs a tube sock off
the floor.
PORNO-CHANNEL CHICK (V.O.)
Youre so big!
JIM
Yeah, thats right.
PORNO-CHANNEL STUD (V.O.)
(deep macho voice)
Ohhh, tell me youre a
girls swim team"
section...and a dictionary next to Jim, open to the
"Vagina" listing, accompanied by a big vagina diagram.
PORNO-CHANNEL CHICK (V.O.)
Dont you love my sexy body?!
JIM
I do, baby, I do.
He frantically looks around...and grabs a tube sock off
the floor.
PORNO-CHANNEL CHICK (V.O.)
Youre so big!
JIM
Yeah, thats right.
PORNO-CHANNEL STUD (V.O.)
(deep macho voice)
Ohhh, tell me youre a
Legally Blonde Script
Here it is!
Thanks.
Did you guys sign it?
Did you sign the card?
And five and four and--
Hey, girls, sign!
All right! Here you go!
- Elles gonna love it! - Thanks.
You go, girl!
Hi, girls! Here, sign!
Thanks!
There she is.
Thank you.
I love that restaurant!
I heard Madonna went into labor there.
Oh, gosh! I have to go shopping!
Ill see you tonight. Bye.
Bruiser, whats this?
high-school. Daughter, MISTY, a pretty and slightly
overweight college student, frantically prices the
junk she plans on selling at the flea market after
classes while gulping down a light breakfast.
MOM
Who wants fruit salad?
MISTY
I do, please.
MOM
(Hesitating)
Thats not gum in your mouth,
is it?
MISTY
(Removing it)
Its sugarless.
MOM
(Gently)
You know how I hate gum,
Misty. All that chomping
a