dont
get a move on.
Jack shakes away the last of the nightmare, grabs a shower.
INT. BATHROOM -- MORNING
Jack turns on the shower, steps under the water.
INT. KITCHEN -- MORNING
John, dressed in his conservative business suit, looks at
the empty Mr. Coffee pot.
(CONTINUED)
4.
JOHN
She didnt leave any for me.
John dumps the old grounds, rinses the carafe, grabs the can
of coffee from the fridge.
potato.
Either the sour cream is phoney,
or the chives.
Im sorry. I got up on time.
It was Geoffrey.
- What did the mad dentist do this time?
- I dont know. He was just weird.
Hes crazy. All dentists are crazy.
- Are you late?
- No.
He was weird not the way he usually is.
That can only be an improvement.
Well, its not. Its got me really nervous.
Tell him to shape up or get out.
- Its his house.
-
Potatoes, sir. Potatoes.
- All right.
No-- No offence, madam.
No offence.
All right, boys.
When youre finished here,
you can go and clean up in the kitchen.
I left some table scraps
in there for your supper.
Oh, yes, and, boys...
last night you forgot
to put out the lantern!
If you forget that again,
therell be no table scraps for a week!
Youre standing on my ear.
Easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Easy, Ri
Ren a potato.
Amy, come back and sit down.
Im sure your cousins fine.
Its a shock to the system,
moving out here from the big city.
- What if hes starving?
- Amy, you are so lame.
Sarah! Amy, eat!
I cant sit still!
Im so excited youre both here!
You sure youre not too tired?
No. Ren did most of the driving.
If you ask me,
Ren is a total fox.
Where did you hear that?
See how television and tho
make a big circle. Your men
been trampin all around this here place.
Helmick! Get everybody up to the Jeep!
Im gonna buy me a pair
of buckskin shoes,
with a brand-new suit and a silk shirt.
And Ill be Charlie Potatoes,
comin down the street,
with a Panama hat and a good-lookin gal.
Come on, boy, you got a free arm.
Come on, boy, hit it. Come on, boy, hit it!
- Boy, eh?
- Hit it! Hit it!
No mor