The Nutty Professor Script
Miss Lemmon! Miss Lemmon!
Miss Lemmon!
What...?
Doctor Warfield!
Miss Lemmon, get Professor Kelp
in here immediately.
But, Dr Warfield, I think Professor Kelp
has a class right now.
He had a class. Cant you hear?
Now, get him!
Fires up here.
Get the axe! Get the axe!
All right, men,
all together at the door.
Look out! Look out! Look out!
Oh, oh... I beg your pardon.
Oh,
De-Lovely Script
Hello, Cole.
l let myself in.
Were not late, are we? l hate to be late.
No, were fine.
That sounded lovely.
l hate funeral music.
Though, under the circumstances,
l suppose l should say my prayers.
Why start now?
Exactly.
lf l believed in God,
he would be a song-and-dance man.
He would have to carry a tune.
Preferably one of mine.
Do you think he would like this?
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