GONE IN 60 SECONDS
by Scott Rosenberg
4/6/99
"I wonder," Toad said to himself presently, "I wonder
if this sort of car starts easily?"
Next moment, hardly knowing how it came about, he
found that he had hold of the handle and was turning
it. As the familiar sound broke forth, the old
passion seized on Toad and completely mastered him,
body and soul ... He increased his pace, and as the
car devour
MR. BEAN
By
Richard Curtis
And
Robin Driscoll
INT. NATIONAL GALLERY. BOARDROOM - DAY
A very grand room, with lots of wood and some very famous portraits round the walls.
A group of grave gentlemen and gentlewomen. They are the trustees of the National Gallery. LORD WALTON, a very grand man, sits at the table head. To his right sits his assistant, GARETH. All are deep in thought. LORD WALTON fidge
mous Murder Ride.
Most of all,
dont forget to take home
some of my tasty fried chicken.
It just tastes so damn good.
(clucking)
Spaulding:
...with a meat cleaver.
(laughing)
See it, hear it,
and actually feel it.
(laughing)
Coming after you
to rip your flesh apart.
(laughing)
Unbelievable but true.
(laughing)
See it, hear it,
and actually feel it.
(laughing)
Shit, I cant do nothin with this.
I ca
TITLE SCREEN
"A Movie" appears in a formal typeface while a bold fanfare plays in the
background, suddenly the characteristic red polygon logo appears and the
letters GOOFY fly on the screen, knocking the formal title askew and
accompanied by the trademark "Goofy" scream. The orchestra responds with a
soft, condescending chord.
EXT. WHEAT FIELD
The movie logo scrolls upward off the blue backgroun
LEGEND OF DARKNESS
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by
William Hjortsberg
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TITLES ROLL:
CLOSE ON a finely-worked Medieval tapestry. In the
background, beyond the intricate foliage, stands a moated
castle where a troop of mounted hunters set out for the
chase with dogs and lances. In the foreground, a lovely
young maiden heads for the forest, carrying an armful of
flowers. The forest, stylistically rendered by the
weav