amused or annoyed, a wave
of TRAUMA flickers over her face. The reaction is so strong
we instantly know something is very wrong.
LOU
Richie, knock it off before I beat the
crap out of you!
Nell turns away, sick, breathing hard.
Jane picks up a JEWELRY BOX from a dresser.
JANE
Youre sure this is all of Mothers
jewelry? The lawyer said to make sure we
took it to him...
(beat)
He said there might be
amusements are concerned, there are none.
Well, thats all right. Im a quiet-livin man myself.
I only know one reason for living quiet.
Thats if youre too old to live any other way.
In other words, you two girls just take your fun where you can find it?
Dont jump to any conclusions, young man.
- Were giving you a ride, thats all. - Where are you headed?
I go as far as you go, maam.
You sound free
AMUSING,
GARRERO!
THIS IS A BETTER STORY
THAN I EVER HOPED FOR.
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
GETS HIT BY A CAR
AND NEEDS BRAIN SURGERY,
AND THE MAN WHO HITS HER
IS THE WORLDS GREATEST
BRAIN SURGEON
WHO OPERATES ON HER
AND SAVES HER LIFE.
IFI SAVE HER LIFE,
OLSEN.IF.
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,
DR. BRANDON?
AH, YES, MICHAEL.
THIS OPERATION THAT
YOURE ABOUT TO PERFORM,
I FEEL,
IS VERY ILL-ADVISED.
NO SURGEON SHOULD E
amusing.
l mean, she barges in unannounced while theyre eating.
What you told us would make a very good romantic comedy.
- Because you see the world comically. - Youre missing the tragic implications.
The entanglement it suggests. No, l see the whole thing quite differently.
l see this lone figure -
a woman whos maybe just come off a bus.
Shes toting a suitcase. Maybe shes searching nervously for
and Rune Haako are before the hologram of Darth
Sidious, a robed figure whose face is obscured by a hood.
DOFINE
This scheme of yours has failed,
Lord Sidious. The blockade is
finished! We dare not go against
these Jedi.
DARTH SIDIOUS
You seem more worried about the Jedi
than you are of me, Dofine. I am
amused.. Viceroy!
Nute, looking very nervous, steps forward.
NUTE
Yes, My lord.
D
amusing you?
- What... is this?
- Uh, well, Im done. Im finished.
- Uh... What do you think?
- What is it?
Well, its a shoe rack... with a twist.
Uh... You ready?
Just turn the crank here, those drop back,
these split. Gives you twice the space...
Stop boring me with your absurdities.
Whats it made of?
Its called wood. Its oak.
Oak. An oak closet?
Huh! Why am I even amazed?
I dont know. Why are y
amuse your enemies, start the party with a bang!
Introducing, ladies and gentlemen, tonight, all the way from a mudwrestling tour of the OPEC countries...in the red corner:
Colin "Bomber" Harris!...and, ladies and gentlemen, in the blue corner...all the way from a mudwrestling tour of the OPEC
countries...Colin "Bomber" Harris!
John Cleese: Well, now, ladies and gentlemen, this is the first ti
amusing. ]
INT: PARENTS BEDROOM: NIGHT
Kevins mother is on the phone, talking to a friend. She packs clothes on
the bed, while her husband is in the bathroom. A small boy, KEVIN, walks
into the room.
"Mom, Uncle Frank wont let me watch the movie. But the big kids can. Why
cant I?"
"Kevin, Im on the phone," responds his mother.
"Its not even rated R. Hes just being a jerk."
"Kevin, if Uncle frank
amuses me.
It thinks its the center
of the universe.
It is.
You know it,
and that annoys you.
Is my case hopeless?
No. If it were,
they wouldnt hate you.
What should I do?
Fight them?
Astonish us.
Your papers.
My apologies, sir.
I didnt recognize you,
though my wifes room
is full of portraits of you.
- The gentleman is with me.
- My apologies once again.
Youre in too well
with the police.
- Me?
-
amusement-park roller-coaster ride built over it.
A line of cars move up and then slides with great speed while out the window
of the house a band shakes a dust mop.
ALVYS VOICE
My analyst says I exaggerate my childhood
memories, but I swear I was brought up
underneath the roller-
CUT TO:
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INT. HOUSE
Alvy as a child sits at the table eating soup and reading a comic book while
his father sits on