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hwp Dock five, the Immaculata?
Its over there!
Oh!
I cannot, I repeat, cannot
sit in this cesspool by the sea
with nothing to do.
So, while you repair your silly boat
engines, I will do some remodelling.
- Ive sent for a carpenter.
- Whatever, diddums. Im shooting skeet.
Hello!
Mr Stayton? Anybody home?
- Hello!
- State your purpose!
- Nice-looking Wetherby you got.
- Its a very expensive gun.
- I have lots and lots of them.
- Somebody call for a carpenter?
Thats my wifes department.
Could you tell me
where your wife might... be?
Youre the carpenter?
Yeah. Dean Proffitt.
Youre late.
- References?
- Well, no, not really.
You see, I just moved up to this area...
Hey, Ive been doing this kind
of shit - work - for years.
This is... This is just beautiful. Wow!
- Try not to touch anything.
- Oh, I wont.
Andrew will keep an eye on you.
Maybe youd like to take fingerprints
before I get started.
I was just... kidding.
Dont walk so close to me!
OK! Wheres your problem?
- My closet.
- Uh-huh.
In here.
Now, you can see
how inadequate this all is.
I need new shoe racks for my shoes.
Uh, excuse me. I was told that
this was some kind of an emergency.
It is.
And I need drawers for my lingerie.
I cant keep entering
these boxes all the time.
Hello?
Uh... Hey, Im sorry. I understand now.
You want me to remodel your closet.
Isnt that what Ive been explaining
in some detail?
Is English your second language?
What is that odour?
I dont smell anything.
Madam.
Well! I almost had to wait.
I got an idea for a shoe rack
right in here maybe, huh?
What is this gelatinous muck?!
Andrew, when I tell you to pack staples,
must I specify that you are to pack
good caviar and not this $ . fish bait!
- Yes, madam.
- Caviar should be round and hard
and of adequate size.
And it should burst in your mouth
at precisely the right moment.
Yes, madam.
- Carpenter!
- Yeah?
You have exactly hours.
I suggest you get started.
- Throw that out.
- Yes, madam.
Watch him.
Mais oui! Bien sur!
Oui?
Ecoutez, Jean-Jacques.
Je vous telephone...
Oh, boy. She is really something!
I know it will cost me,
but its the cutest little painting.
I simply must have it.
Youll do the bidding for me?
But of course(!)
- Bid .
- Shit!
Grant, Im on the phone!
I cant hear you, tea rose!
Im shooting skeet!
- Pull!
- Pull!
Firing!
Hello.
Forks were invented so man
could at least make a pretence
- of separating himself from the apes.
- So were thumbs.
- What did you say?
- Nothin. Just... my stomach.
Well, try to control your bodily noises
so I can hear myself think!
And another
Oregon good morning to you.
Wilbur Budd here with some local items.
The Fraga Feed and Fertilizer folks
are hiring people to shovel the stuff.
Oh, women are welcome, too. Theres
no chauvinism in the manure business.
These gnats keep landing
on my wet nail polish.
I guess Im supposed to walk around with
their little corpses stuck to my fingers.
- Joanna, please!
- Its easy for you to say!
You dont have to sit out here in the brine
with your perm frizzing to oblivion.
I look like a bushman.
Why dont you go inside
and get out of the sea air?
Because that Elk Snout mountain man
is still working on my closet.
Hes sweating all over the place.
I doubt if hes even housebroken.
- Oh, I think they housebreak each other...
- Ssh!
- What?
- Hes listening.
- Who?
- That carpenter.
Hes been hanging on our every word
for the last two days.
Its your project, Joanna. You deal with it.
- Come along, men.
- The engines are ready, sir.
Well, lets get going.
Ive finished, madam.
Shall I put your jewellery back on you?
No.
Im still tacky.
Keep quiet for ten more minutes, collect
the money and get the hell outta here.
Well! Are we amusing you?
- What... is this?
- Uh, well, Im done. Im finished.
- Uh... What do you think?
- What is it?
Well, its a shoe rack... with a twist.
Uh... You ready?
Just turn the crank here, those drop back,
these split. Gives you twice the space...
Stop boring me with your absurdities.
Whats it made of?
Its called wood. Its oak.
Oak. An oak closet?
Huh! Why am I even amazed?
I dont know. Why are you amazed?
One would think you would know closets
are made of cedar. If not, we get moths.
Well, lady, theres not a real big
moth problem off the Pacific coast.
But if you want one out of cedar,
thats fine. Ill start all over.
I just have to tell ya thats gonna
more than double my estimate.
- What do you mean?
- Ive already done this out of oak, so...
- Im not paying for your mistake!
- Im not just gonna eat it on this deal.
Why not?
Youve eaten everything else here.
And you will eat it
because I wanted cedar!
You may have wanted cedar,
but you didnt ask for it.
The entire civilised world
knows closets are made of cedar!
In Elk Snout,
we dont know about them closets!
Nor bathrooms, neither! Shit, woman!
Youre lucky I am housebroke!
- You were listening.
- Well, it was kinda hard to avoid.
- You can avoid it now - youre fired!
- Youre unbelievable!
Thats fine with me!
Just pay me the money you owe me.
