one color copy?
Here, Ill be right back.
- I didnt want this laminated.
- Why not?
This is my resume.
- I dont know.
- Ill call him right now.
I have a number.
I think he is living with some friends.
Now, Les, I dont want you to worry.
Everything is going to work out.
Noah will be home in one piece
before you know it, God willing.
Ill call Salman and leave him a message.
It will all work itself o
Mr. 3000 Script
You dont like me because
I dont sign autographs.
You dont like me because
I dont smile for the camera.
You dont like me because
I dont suck up to the press.
You dont like me
because I make a lot of money.
But you love me.
Because Im one of
the greatest hitters alive.
[Crowd cheering]
ANNOUNCER:
Were back in Milwaukee,
and the sound you hear
reverberating
across the cities and farm
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The Kid Stays In The Picture Script
The Los Angeles Times once said...
... that never in the history of Hollywood has
such glamour and talent sat under one tree.
Dr. Kissinger is here and
theres no accident.
Theres more oil on Bob Evans...
Take him home. Take him home!
Just get him the hell out of here!
These past years as chief of
production at
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Julien Donkey Boy Script
Hey, buddy,
whatcha got?
A turtle.
Oh, man.
Whatre you gonna do
with it?
Keep it.
Do you want to play
turtle with me?
If you can find another one.
I think theres
another one in there.
Is there turtles
in that pond?
Yeah.
Theres turtles
in that pond,
two turtles on the rock.
Yeah, I got a turtle.
Where are the turtles?
- I want
All Or Nothing Script
Gotta be careful, floors wet.
Do you want a hand?
Did you break down?
What? - Did you have an accident?
No. Some fucking monkey cunt nicked my bike, man.
Fucking cunt! Fucking cunt!
Here, Pen...
fancy going out?
When?
Saturday?
Yeah, right, then.
Dont be so enthusiastic.
One-three. - Yeah?
Im clearing Cranston Road in a minute or two.
Can you just wait?
Here.
Are you there,
one
I used to be, shes gone.
Ive kissed her goodnight.
Police!
Dont move!
What the hell is this?
Dont give me attitude, sir.
See, youre assuming
I wont shoot your sorry ass,
and everyone knows,
when you make an assumption,
you make an ass
out of "u" and "mption".
Now, Im Sergeant Madigan,
Vice,
and if you do cop a tude,
jerk-off,
I wilI see to it
you spend the next years
in prison getting ass-fuc
one for ya.
(jukebox blares)
Good God almighty,
what the hell is that?
That?
A bitch out of hell, son.
Take a run at her, kiddo.
- Miller, Mabel.
- Right, comin up.
Hey, Mabel.
"The way you love me
got to suit my style"
"Or little baby,
I will say goodbye"
Thats some sweet
piece of meat, aint it?
Her names...
...Mallory.
Mallory, whatever.
Who gives a shit?
I call it pussy!
(grunts)
HelIs bells,
one today.
- Hey, tape!
- Hey, is the magazine out yet?
- Monday.
- Johnnys supposed to get a copy expressed.
- Maybe we made the cover.
- We aint on the cover.
- He said it would be a big story with pictures.
Yeah, Chuck exaggerates.
Hey, guys, you are
not gonna believe this.
Sarah Heinz.
I know!
Shes supposed to be this shy girl.
I figure, what the hell.
I aint that attractive.
Ill vaccinate he
One True Thing Script
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
Let go! Let go! Stop!
Damn. Richard Ellespeare died.
- He was a professor of mine at Harvard. - No!
- He was a novelist, humanitarian. - Hey, hey, back there.
- Published eight novels, including the best seller... - Stop it! Quit it!
Hopes Way, for which he won the Pulitzer Prize.
- What kind of man was this? - A man who pursues excellence and noth
one
thick extension cord which snakes its way out a window. Outside, a small tent
city has sprung up in the lot next to our building. Inside, we are freezing
because we have no heat.
(He turns the camera to ROGER)
Smile!
"TUNE UP #1"
MARK
December 24th, Nine PM
Eastern Standard Time
From here on in
I shoot without a script
See if anything comes of it
Instead of my old shit
First shot -- Roger
Tun