Never Back Down Script
Inside of a minute left to
play. The Knights need a big stop here.
Motion! Motion!
Theres the snap and off goes Devore.
Tries to go off-tackle. Big hit by Jake Tyler.
Forty-four is killing us.
Get in there and stop him.
You want some of this, bitch?
Good one, Jake!
Its all good.
Call it out!
That is Tylers 13th
tackle tonight. He is totally in the zone.
Coming through! Comi
LEE CULLUM) leans forward, resting his tattooed
arms on the railing. He smiles intimately at HELEN.
HELEN cuts her eyes to the left. She sees:
Backstage, an overweight COP in plain clothes. Instantly
alert to HELENS alarm, he jumps up, comes within an inch of
exposing his presence to the audience. A SECOND COP, in the
wings on the other side of the stage, also springs to
attention. FIRST COPS eye
Lee? - Thats a brilliant idea.
l need a little help with the final touches.
- Can you get the two big serving dishes? - lm running out of obsequious banter.
- Hows it going? - He thinks lm perfect for the part.
The goddamn producer wants more of a name.
l dont understand why they make such a big deal. lts not like its the lead.
My first audition went better. l dont know what happened.
- And l kno
Bamboozled
by
Spike Lee
BLACK SCREEN
We HEAR the voice of MALCOLM X.
MALCOLM X (V.O.)
Youve been hoodwinked. Youve
been had. Youve been took.
Youve been led astray, run amok.
Youve been bamboozled.
His followers ROAR.
CUT TO TITLE:
"BAMBOOZLED"
CUT TO CRAWL:
WHITE LETTERS ON BLACK
WE HEAR the VOICE of PIERRE DELACROIX.
DELACROIX (V.O.)
Satire. 1a. A literary work in
which human vice or folly is
r
Lee.
Its almost : .
Sure are in a hurry to get yourself killed.
No kiddin. There are easier ways to commit suicide, Homer.
Will you just step on it, Roy Lee?
I am steppin on it.
Okay, Maguire, Longstreet, Hickam. Lets see what you got.
Hey, take it easy on my kid brother. Make him look good, all right?
Lets go! Hut!
Now. Set. Hut two!
I told you to take it easy on him.
I did take it easy on him.
Lee Hooker concert with Donna.
I told you that yesterday.
First off, you dont tell me anything!
You ask my permission.
Second, youre not going out
in that whorehouse dress.
Youll end up peddlin your ass,
you stupid bitch.
And third,
youre not going out at all.
You didnt mow the yard.
That piece of shit lawn mower
is fucked!
Thats how you talk
in front of your mother?!
You stupid bitch!
You watch
Lee Ving of FEAR onstage, taped to the wall.
Pre-Calculus and Biology books on the floor. Cassettes
scattered on his tiny desk. A stereo in the corner.
The off-screen sound of breaking glass grabs Dannys
attention. He sits up and looks through the blinds.
EXT. HOUSE - SAME
Danny SEES a man reach through the broken window and
unlock the door. He quickly. pans to the idling Trans Am.
INT. DANNYS BE
Murder at 1600 Script
Its a form! What could be simpler?! All you must do is fill in the blanks!
What do I have to do, hire a nursemaid to hold your hand?
Put ribbons in your hair?!
How many times must I tell you?!
If you want him down, this is no huge problem.
You should be able to fill out a form correctly!
And if you cant do that. . .
. . .then Ill just have to get somebody who can.
I aint goi
Lee Curtis. I got
an hour and 10 minutes into Trading Places.
Both chesticles.
I got Julianne "Red Beard" Moore.
Short Cuts, two hours, 17 minutes,
bush no boobs.
- Julianne Moore special.
- She loves it.
Ive seen that,
and from the look of her bush, Short Cuts
is the wrong name for that movie.
- Nice.
- Nice. Nice. Well done.
Her bush looks like the hedge maze
from The Shining but red
and withou
Lee.
- What is this?
- Hes Hauser. Im OBrien.
City Narcotics.
Were gonna take you downtown, Bill.
Little matter of possession
of a dangerous substance.
Youve got quite a record, Bill.
A lot of drugs poured down the old vein.
I was a troubled person then.
Im married now.
Straight. Got a good job.
Thats good, Bill.
Thats nice.
- Whats this, then?
- Thats my job.
I use it to kill bugs.
- He says it