dress caught
on that damn gate. You must have eyes
like a hawk.
FRANCESCA (contd)
You must all be tired. You got home
so early. What time did you leave
Illinos this morning?
RICHARD
Bout 4:30.
FRANCESCA
Well you should all go to bed early.
Ill do the cleaning up.
This last remark she addresses to her daughter. Everyone
returns to their silent eating.
INT. JOHNSON HOUSE - NIGHT
The house is
CULTURAL MICROSCOPE
FOCUSING IN ON
THE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS
OF THE AMERICAN
POPULACE.
NOW WHAT WE DO HERE AT
"INSIDE VIEW", KATHERINE,
IS IDENTIFY AND DEFINE
THE CULTURAL ARCHETYPE
OF THE
AMERICAN MIND.
NOW, READ THAT
LIST BACK TO ME,
THE STORIES I WANT YOU
LOOKING FOR.
ALIEN ABDUCTIONS...
AMUSING
ANIMAL STORIES...
ATTACKS ON
THE HANDICAPPED.
ONLY IF
IT HAS A TWIST,
SOME KIND OF KINKY SEX
I
White Female.
Beautiful statuesque blonde.
Witty, cultured, owns own vibrator."
Oh, Lizzy...
I know you dont have one.
Not vous.
You are the grossest,
most perverted...
...oversexed, disgusting...
- Oh, my God!
Oh, baby!
Oh, Michael, yes!
Hes eating Volkswagens.
I said to his agent, "How am I
supposed to review a piece like that?"
- How about a Volkswagen-tasting party?
- More wine?
Michael?
dressed for the barricades,
but Ive come from a revolution.
The premiere of The Jazz Singer. Lon,
you shouldve seen that audience.
When Jolsons voice came
from the screen...
...I could hear the bells tolling
for silent pictures.
You havent heard a word I said.
- Im sorry, Irving. What were you saying?
- Nothing much.
Just trying to tell you
about a modern miracle.
Pictures that not only move,
Lon
cultured, owns own vibrator."
Oh, Lizzy...
I know you dont have one.
Not vous.
You are the grossest,
most perverted...
...oversexed, disgusting...
- Oh, my God!
Oh, baby!
Oh, Michael, yes!
Hes eating Volkswagens.
I said to his agent, "How am I
supposed to review a piece like that?"
- How about a Volkswagen-tasting party?
- More wine?
Michael?
Anyone can do this
with his or her nose.
No, wait, wai
dressed?
With his drooping pants...
He died at .
I had so much fun with him.
Thats when I planted vines.
And I have an exchange...
- When did you plant them?
- When my husband died.
He died J uly th, .
I was in a fog for months.
From J uly to December.
Then I woke up and I planted vines.
Ever since then,
all this love inside me,
I give it to the vines.
I talk to them.
I have an exchange with them
Mondo Cane Script
MONDO CANE
...to neglect
your respectable engagements
and to be here with us,
remembering and celebrating
one of the many children
that this generous land
gave to the world
of culture and art.
Rodolfo Guglielmi,
a son of this land...
We are at Castellaneta,
in the province of Taranto,
where Mister Semeraro,
vice minister
of the cultural affairs,
is commemorating the honorable
c
you! As of tomorrow,
you dress like a man!
- Not like a man! Forgive me!
- What is said is said. Henry.
- So wheres that stupid fan?
- Coming.
Jacod!
I told you not to prance
adout the house naked.
You dont like it? Why dont
you let me dance? Look at me.
What do the others have
that I dont?
You have something more,
even if its of no use to you.
Go get dressed.
And take the evening off.
That way,
dressed in heavy, brocade coats,
and large woolen hats, black braids trailing down their
backs. A yellow palanquin is carried by four large monks,
wearing maroon robes.
The caravan reaches the top of the mountain pass and turns -
a sudden shift in direction - a switchback. The travelers
head downhill.
BOY (VO)
Tell me.
Now, we see the menss destination. A lake. An incredibly
blue, circular lake,
Lovely And Amazing Script
(music plays)
Dont you think I have
too much make-up on?
Photographer:
No, you look great.
could you
open up your jacket?
Just, you know,
pull it open.
Thats it.
Put your arm back
where it was.
Give us
a nice look.
Does this
seem strange to you?
No, its high fashion.
Its sophisticated.
Its totally hot.
But my dress-
I feel sort of...
I thought you said
you liked this des