DROP DEAD GORGEOUS
FADE IN:
EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - MINNESOTA - DAY
Vintage black and white stock footage of some farms and
farmhouses.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - DAY
Color footage of cotton fields passing by. We FREEZE and
FADE TO BLACK.
TITLE WIPES IN:
1995 MARKED THE FIFTIETH ANNIVERSARY
OF THE NATIONS OLDEST BEAUTY CONTEST...
THE SARAH ROSE COSMETICS AMERICAN TEEN PRINCESS PAGEANT
A DOCUME
Doctor Detroit Script
Dont you stop
Dont you wonder why
life itself pops in
and takes you by surprise
Dont you try to run
It gets you from behind
Like a common cold
it takes you for a ride
Dont you stop to think
Dont you even try
Call me doctor
Five eight-minute miles,
less corrections
for construction zone
plus traffic
and liquids...
Adjusted ETA downtown
is now three minutes
plus coming down.
C
An Evening With Kevin Smith Script
Kevin Smith directed and acted
in his New Jersey Chronicles:
Clerks, Mallrats,
Chasing Amy, Dogma...
...and the final chapter,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Smith presents his own lens through
which we may view the world.
And although its not
always rose-colored...
...we learn a new way
to examine spirituality...
...sexuality and human relationships.
Give it u
Ever After Script
(man) The Brothers Grimm, Your Majesty.
(woman) Good day, gentlemen.
Thank you so much for coming.
I suppose youre wondering why anyone
my age would request an audience...
...with the authors of childrens stories.
Your letter was most intriguing, madam.
I find your collection of folk tales
quite brilliant actually.
Thank you.
But I must say I was terribly disturbed...
...when I
THE LIMEY
by
LEM DOBBS
draft 08/03/98
NOTE: THE HARD COPY OF THIS SCRIPT CONTAINED SCENE NUMBERS.
THEY HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM THIS SOFT COPY.
Wilsons first impression of Los Angeles was blue. He was in
the sky at the time, so it was a curious reversal, looking
down rather than up at the color he had always felt was
natures finest.
Swimming pools. Hundreds of them. Pockmarking the landscape
like m
Elmer Gantry Script
(laughter)
So, anyway... anyway,
this guy comes home, you see,
and he finds his wife with his best friend.
And the husband says
"Harry, how could you do this?"
And the wife, she says "Why should you
complain? Harry didnt do it to you!"
- What did I tell you? Isnt he a card?
- Class. Real class.
With his gift of the gab
he could go places.
Hey, pal, you oughta quit
that punk jo
The Fan Script
Excited and anxious I await my dream
To escape, applaud And embrace my team
Opening day I always can trust
Its just for this high That I crazily lust
Return of our hero Does brighten the days
Just briefly, my troubles Get lost in the haze
The grace from the field Arouses the crowd
Reflects on the days When I was quite proud
Im more entranced Than the average fan
I used to play, you
Dark Blue Script
All units, all frequencies, stand by.
Repeat--all units, all frequencies, stand by.
All 16-Adam units, stand by. CHP are in pursuit.
Westbound 210 Freeway approaching Paxton.
Westbound 210 Freeway approaching Paxton.
16-Adam-12 reports vehicle is in excess of 100 miles an hour.
Vehicle is exiting the freeway at Paxton.
Repeat--vehicle is exiting the freeway at Paxton.
Sus
MONTY PYTHONS
THE MEANING OF LIFE
written by and starring
GRAHAM CHAPMAN * JOHN CLEESE
TERRY GILLIAM * TERRY JONES
ERIC IDLE * MICHAEL PALIN
directed by TERRY JONES
animation & special sequences by TERRY GILLIAM
produced by JOHN GOLDSTONE
First Fish: Morning.
Second Fish: Morning.
Third Fish: Morning.
Fourth Fish: Morning.
Third Fish: Morning.
First Fish: Morning.
Second Fish: Morning.
Fourth Fis
Full Frontal Script
CALVIN: Gus Delario-- the invisible man is Gus.
Hes one of those guys...
who you feel like you know them really well...
but when you think about it...
you dont really know them at all, you know what I mean?
And, you know, obviously...
you look at his track record of all the movies hes done--
Hes been very successful. Almost every actor in town...
wants to work in, you know, on