pig, Jack.
Youre on the air, caller.
Hello, Jack. Its Edwin.
Its Edwin!
Havent heard you in, what, a day?
Ive missed you.
Ive missed you too.
Its confession time.
Whatve you got?
I went to this bar, this very,
you know, hard-to-get-into place...
... called Babbitts.
Yeah, its one of those
chic, yuppie watering holes.
I met this beautiful woman.
Come on, Ed. If you start
telling me youre in love a
pig iron for Michelangelo.
- Thats the bus.
- Dad, no.
- Books, shoes, hat, bag.
- No, no, Dad.
- Wheres your bag?
- Wait, listen...
Davids got the bag.
- Homework!
- Dad, Ive got...
- Were coming. Were coming!
- Dad!
- Okay, go.
- Just wait a minute.
Youre going to school. You belong
in school, every day. Period. Go!
- Go, go, go, go.
- Oh, Dad!
Today, I want to move on
to another important figu
pig
in front of our new priest.
-Thats Father Alex, to you.
-Im lsabel.
All that "waiting for a sign" stuff...
...is that religious or cultural?
Do you always listen
to others conversations?
Do you want to go
to the end of the line?
-Why do you want to know?
-It sounded a little deep for--
It just sounded a little deep
for a Friday night.
Religion is important in our culture,
at least in my famil
Half Past Dead Script
So, Nick...
...this is it?
As promised.
Let do it.
I have a plane to catch.
You know, Sonny...
...youre wrong about him.
Hes clean, man.
Were about to find out.
Put your guns down.
Hello, Sascha.
Im Sonny Ekvall.
You work for me.
Nicholas, what is all this?
Caught a little heat.
One of our guys
is double-dealing with the Feds.
It no big deal.
Just procedure.
- A polygraph.
-
I Spy Script
This is Helo 1. I have
visual confirmation on Hodaddy.
Still negative on our bad boy.
Repeat. Still negative on the pickup.
Heading for rendezv ous
at LZ Alpha Echo.
All right, where are you, Percy?
Come on. Come on.
Wait a second. Theres our turncoat.
For crying out loud.
Special Agent Scott.
Mac here.
Tell me you found that pilot.
Absolutely. Hes right here.
- Here you go.
- Is he
pig.
Here, here, here.
Talking of golden oldies...
...Freddie Mays is
getting out next week.
Be good to see old Freddie
again after... What is it?
Thirty years?
Thats a bit of a stretch,
aint it, eh?
Lock up your daughters!
Lock up your granny, more like!
Hello. Wheres he gone?
You havent invited him
to the party, eh?
"Do me a favor!"
You done well for yourself,
didnt you?
Come
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas Script
[ Woman ]~ Raindrops on roses ~
~ And whiskers on kittens ~
~ Bright copper kettles ~
~ And warm woolen mittens ~
~ Brown paper packages ~
~ Tied up with string ~
~ These are a few ~
~ Of my favorite things ~
[ Duke Narrating ]We were somewhere aroundBarstow, on the edge of the desert...
when the drugsbegan to take hold.
[ Duke ]I remember saying something li
FACE/OFF
Written by
Mike Werb & Michael Colleary
Revised 9/10/96
FADE INTO:
SEPIA-TONE FOOTAGE
of a pig chasing a lion chasing a dinosaur chasing an
elephant. Noahs Ark going round... and round... and
round...
EXT. GRIFFITH PARK CAROUSEL - DAY
Disjointed CALLIOPE MUSIC as the wheel of fate and
fortune goes around until we PULL BACK to reveal:
JON ARCHER (30) rising winged Pegasus. On the adjacent
Das Boot Script
Our bosuns mate.
Been on quite a bender tonight.
Who are those pigs?
Their fireboat drill.
Theyre all from my boat.
Captain.
Martens crew.
They move out at dawn.
Its time to find ourselves
a little French quail.
Do you know how to flush it out?
Theyre scared. They comfort
themselves in women and schnapps.
- Whats going on here?
- Ready ... Fire!
- Sir.
- My second officer.
This is
pig!
Uh... Candy, you should
clean that off before you go.
Clean what off?
You got a little something on you.
- Where?
- Right there.
Its like a smudge,
or something.
Where?
Its like dirt, or something.
Just go like this.
Is it off?
No, keep rubbing it.
" I did it with her on his birthday
" Scotty doesnt know
Scotty doesnt know
" Scotty doesnt know
Scotty doesnt know
" Dont tell Scotty
Scotty doe