chance soon enough.
No need to ask for more chores, Mose.
Every mans got to pull his weight.
Yeah, but my weight is half of yours.
You know, its hard to figure Charley sometimes.
I aint even sure if he likes me.
He likes you.
You know, Boss had some pause about hiring me on.
Too big to get around on horses and work them cows.
Afraid Id eat too much.
It was Charley that talked him into it,
and I a
second best score in the country.
Congratulations!
Does that mean that lve been accepted
into Heidelberg?
Yes. lf you prefer to spend your summer
with corpses...
...instead of with young men.
Grombeks course in anatomy
is the very best.
A test of will.
Really intensive. Fully focused.
l wanted to go to ltaly,
but this is obviously--
This is such a chance, with your talent!
And you want to go
to l
second store.
Exactly, I dont have the...
Hell, I dont have any time.
And you promised to take
your girlfriend to Mexico.
And Im definitely
keeping that promise.
Theres no way
Im not going to Mexico
and hanging out on the beach
with you in your bikini.
I cant take that job.
So when do you start?
- You shouldve spoken to me first.
- Why?
- It was a personal choice for me.
- So, what happens to me?
chance to Iook it over.
It just IiteraIIy came in.
Get a haircut.
Im Ietting it grow Iike Samsons.
How are the coIoreds doing in schooI?
Theyre doing good. Theyre getting
better grades than I am.
GirIs attractive.
What?
Shes attractive.
Just kiII me now. Just kiII me now.
What?
What do you mean?
Pretty.
Oh, my God!
I said she was attractive.
That doesnt mean Im attracted to her.
Shes attractive.
second teenager, a girl, is pretending she is a
lion; and the third teenager, a boy again, is acting like a
donkey. There is CLAPPING and LAUGHTER as the teens parade around
the waist high sand pile making SOUNDS akin to their particular
animal. MAIN TITLES BEGIN.
EXT. NORTHWESTERN SHORE OF THE DEAD SEA - WIDE PANORAMA - DAY
Heat-rippled air is distorting far off figures: BEDOUIN SHEPHERDS
who st
act
with jokes, patter, segues.
Otherwise, frankly...
youre old, youre white
and you got no shtick.
You got no gimmicks.
ANNOUNCER: Auditioning tonight
at The Ad Lib for the first time,
please welcome Rogers & Clark e.
[ LlTTLE DARLlN PLAYS]
l dont understand
what we did wrong.
Nothing, although l think
itd be a good idea to change
your routine if they boo.
Otherwise, lm very encouraged.
We dont
second gunman. He crawls to Tucker, touching him.
MACK
My God.
(beat)
Tucker? Tuck? You okay? Come on, talk
to me, buddy. Tucker!
Another Guard rushes down the hall at Mack, but Mack doesnt
aim his gun. He just yells at the Guard.
MACK
Abort! Abort the exercise! We have
an injury!
The Guard lowers his gun. The Dead Guard on the floor moves
to his feet, suddenly alive, coming to help Mack and Tuck
chance to save
the universe with Turbo Man!
Battle evil with Americas
favorite superhero...
and his sidekick Booster.
HOWARD: Jamie, about
the karate class tonight...
I was trying to... Jamie.
Jamie, stop!
Listen, it was not my fault.
Dont walk away
from your father.
Jamie... can I come in?
So, champ...
Are those hands
registered weapons yet?
Oh, is this it? Wow!
This is really cool.
How do you d
second.
May I have your attention, please?
We thank you
for participating in our drill.
Had this been an emergency,
youd have been eaten.
Because you dont listen.
Youre ignorant.
How a man gonna bash through...?
Thats the problem with New Yorkers.
"Weve seen it all. A -foot worm!
Save us, Mr. Black Man!"
I ask you nice, "Move to the next car. "
You just sit there like...
Thank you for participati
act.
You are beholding
the last of the wild hostiles,
the red pirates of the prairies.
- [Crowd booing]
- He who scalped many a pioneer
on the bloody warpath
that led to the winning
of the West.
Now, this is the man
whose power
took the life
of the great General Custer
on the day that
Colonel Cody was too late.
[Whistle blowing]
And that, gentlemen, is
why they call me Texas Jack.
Far Rider, I mu