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hwp Jingle All The Way Script
Look! Its Turbo Man
and Booster!
Kill them both!
TURBO MAN:
Turbo discs, anyone?
- Ow!
- Ah!
- Ow!
- Bleh!
VILLAIN: Stop him!
DEMONS: Go, go, Demon Team!
BO Y: Help, Turbo Man! Help!
TURBO MAN: Im coming, Billy!
- Ta-ta, Turbo Man.
- Ah!
Ah. Heh heh heh!
COMPUTER:
Five seconds to ignition.
Aah!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Its turbo time!
BILLY: Aah!
TURBO MAN: Got you.
BO Y: Yay!
VILLAIN: You havent seen
the last of me!
Ill have my revenge!
TURBO MAN: Here, Mr. President.
BILLY: Mom, Dad, Booster.
Thank you, Turbo Man.
You can always count on me.
WOMAN: Jamie, go and change.
Its almost time to leave.
But dads not home yet.
Hes going to miss me
get my belt.
He misses everything.
He wont miss this.
Hes probably just
working really hard.
]Rock music playing]
RONNIE SPECTOR SINGING: Rockin
around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung
where you can see
Every couple tries to stop
Rockin around
the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone dancing merrily
Hello, Mr. Jacobs.
Yes, weve been busy.
I like that.
Im gonna make it.
I hear you.
What can I do for you?
Two hundred king-sized
by next Friday?
No problem whatsoever,
but only for you.
Youre our number one customer.
Andrea, hi.
If you think the fabric
is too dark, well re-cover it.
At no extra charge.
What do you expect?
Youre my number one customer.
Dont you forget.
Youre my number one customer.
Youre my number one customer.
Liz. Hi, honey. How are you?
- Howard, where are you?
- I know. Jamies karate class.
Dont worry.
Ill meet you there. I promise.
And dont forget,
youre my number one customer.
Liz! Look, I didnt
mean that. L...
Liz?
Im going to make it.
Im going to make it.
Hes not gonna make it.
What the...
]Car horns honking]
]Applause]
MAN: Johnny!
- The kids look great.
- Yeah, they do.
WOMAN:
Ted, I baked you some cookies...
to thank you
for fixing my screen door.
TED: Well, thanks, Judy.
INSTRUCTOR: One!
STUDENTS: Hai!
INSTRUCTOR: Two!
STUDENTS: Hai!
WOMAN: Ted, I was wondering
if youd mind...
taking a look at my porch light.
Its not working,
and you being
such a handyman...
TED: Ive got just the tool
for the job.
]Chuckling]
Im gonna make it.
]Siren]
Damn it.
STUDENTS: Hai!
INSTRUCTOR: Two!
STUDENTS: Hai!
INSTRUCTOR: Three!
STUDENTS: Hai!
INSTRUCTOR: Four!
STUDENTS: Hai!
INSTRUCTOR: Five!
STUDENTS: Hai!
License and registration,
please.
HOWARD: Sir, Im in a hurry.
Im late for
my sons karate class.
I do apologize if Ive
caused you some sort of delay.
How thoughtless of me.
Because the last thing I want
on my conscience right now...
is for a private citizen
to somehow be disappointed...
in the performance
of my duty.
Look, I was not criticizing you,
officer.
- Its just that...
- Step out of the vehicle.
Yah!
Thats my boy!
HOWARD: There.
Are we finished now?
Recite the alphabet.
A, B, C...
Backwards.
Hyah!
]Applause]
Way to go, Jamie!
]Whistles]
I didnt make it.
]Car alarm chirps]
TED: Hey, neighbor!
HOWARD: Ted?
Why are you on my roof?
Whats Ted doing on your roof?
TED: Ta-da! Ha ha ha!
I had some extra lights.
Since you didnt put up any,
I thought, what the heck?
Why not spread some Christmas
cheer around the neighborhood?
Aw, gee, Ted, how thoughtful.
TED: Sorry you missed
the karate class today.
But dont worry.
I got it all on video for you.
What would I do without you?
HOWARD: Did you tell Ted
to put lights up?
LIZ: Do you know
what time it is?
You should have seen
the traffic.
And I got a speeding ticket.
Dont explain to me.
It wasnt my karate class
you missed.
]Television playing]
HOWARD: Hi, buddy.
TV ANNOUNCER: Its turbo time!
Its your chance to save
the universe with Turbo Man!
Battle evil with Americas
favorite superhero...
and his sidekick Booster.
HOWARD: Jamie, about
the karate class tonight...
I was trying to... Jamie.
Jamie, stop!
Listen, it was not my fault.
Dont walk away
from your father.
Jamie... can I come in?
So, champ...
Are those hands
registered weapons yet?
Oh, is this it? Wow!
This is really cool.
How do you do this? Like this?
No. I know. Like this.
What do you think?
How about this?
]Grunting]
Whaah! Yah!
Whoa!
Yah! Woo!
Nyah! Ha!
Ive done something
really stupid today.
JAMIE: I dont care.
Oh, come on, Jamie.
I hope this is not true...
