audition this week.
- What did they say to you?
- Same as usual.
Not good-looking enough,
not magnetic enough.
"Stick to radio. Thats what youre good at."
Keep being the ringmaster in a circus of twits.
Maybe I should just be content.
You simpering cow.
How can you be content changing nappies
in a flat like a woman?
You want to be a failure like your father,
mewl about contentment.
- Thats not ve
audited.
- What does that mean?
Someone from the IRS
is coming to review our tax forms.
- Thats quite amusing.
- Why is that amusing?
Well, considering our annual income
is less than $ a year, it is.
I think if we had a television,
you wouldnt think it was so amusing.
If we didnt live off the map.
If we had a phone and plumbing
like normal Americans...
...youd think it was pretty pathetic.
- Go w
audition.
- Sorry. - Come on, Nat, lets go.
Hah, yah, yah, yah.
- Hey,Joe. - Hi, Callie.
We had a great weekend. Did she tell you about the play?
Yeah. The actors were naked.
- So were the ushers. - They were not!
Callie, Beauty and the Beast is in town. Whats the matter with that?
Were just trying to expose Natalie to serious theater.
- Bye, sweetie. Heres for lunch today. - [ Rick ] Ooh-ahh.
Th
hours later, Im on a
sound stage at Universal.
Here I am, like out of a dream,
Im testing opposite Jimmy Cagney.
Mind if I come in a minute?
I know I dont look dressed for the barricades,
but Ive come from a revolution.
The premiere of The Jazz Singer. Lon,
you shouldve seen that audience.
When Jolsons voice came
from the screen...
...I could hear the bells tolling
for silent pictures.
You havent
Hour.
Great Sunday-night show
for the whole family.
Well wipe that fuckin Disney
right off the air.
- Lets do the Lennon deportation in three.
- It strong enough to bump?
In one, then. Ill do a lead on Sarah Jane
Moore to May Berry in San Francisco.
- Film I saw was the chief of detectives.
- I think weve got about, uh...
ten seconds on the shooting itself.
The whole thing is . .
- Where does tha
hours
are from 8 a.m. To 4 p.m.
You know, it is really important
I speak to her for just a moment.
Youll just have to come back
during visiting hours.
Thank you very much.
So if there is one thing
that I have learned...
...and you all should remember
about winning these contracts:
Three steps. First, tell them
what youre gonna tell them.
Step two, you tell them.
Step three,
tell them what you tol
hours of the ni ght.
I wont.
And clean up that room,
or its gonna be
me and you.
You cant play that music
the rest ofyour life.
What time are you
comin home?
And youre not going
in the Army either.
Remember that.
Quincy, wheres
your books?
Whats up, Lenny, man?
Better hurry that ass up.
Mrs. Sanders aint going
for that late shit no more.
Yo, I need those notes
for biology class.
If I flunk, Ill h
audition went better. l dont know what happened.
- And l know its not the lead, Laurel. - Doesnt he have any clout?
They want a name. lm not a name. You didnt marry a name.
- Sally said how much she loves your place. - How long are you here?
Six months, and were still not finished.
We have to furnish slowly cos we used up all our money.
We could not go on in that one-bedroom. The piano ate up the
hour.
Aah... one hour.
Yeah, what?
This Tonto downstairs.
Theres a guy who wants to talk to you.
Whats he look like?
Serious.
Tell him Im coming up.
Hes coming up.
Somebodys coming up.
Somebody serious.
Mickey,
open your eyes, we got company.
We got company!
Come on.
Stop! Stop men!
Tonto...
Tell the driver to wait for us
out back and hurry up!
Hey sweetie, whats going on?
Dont worry, baby. Its c
audition next Tuesday...
and I was hoping that I could
work dinner instead of lunch.
Arrange it with Bob or Helen.
If theyre not willing
to switch, the answers no.
If they are, no problem.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Whats the part?
Its a shampoo commercial.
Are you the before or after?
Probably neither.
I dont think Ill get it.
Of course you will.
Its in the bag.
Not enough hair.
Youre alive...
Dont you