SISTER ACT
by Paul Rudnick
July 19, 199l
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SISTER ACT
FADE IN:
INT. ST. ANNES ACADEMY - AKRON, OHIO - CLASSROOM
We are in a parochial school classroom, in the late
Sixties. The children all wear uniforms and sit at little
desks. SISTER IMMACULATA stands at the front of the room;
she is a middle-aged nun, very severe. The children are
all terrified of her.
SISTER IMMACULATA
Who can name all
late.
GAZEEM:A thousand apologies, O patient one.
JAFAR: You have it, then?
GAZEEM:I had to slit a few throats to get it. (Pulls out
half of the medallion. JAFAR reaches out for it,
but GAZEEM yanks it back.) Ah, ah, ahhh! The treasure!
(IAGO squawks as he flies by and grabs the medallion.) Ouch!
JAFAR: Trust me, my pungent friend. Youll get whats
coming to you.
IAGO: Whats coming to you! Awk!
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What did the mad dentist do this time?
- I dont know. He was just weird.
Hes crazy. All dentists are crazy.
- Are you late?
- No.
He was weird not the way he usually is.
That can only be an improvement.
Well, its not. Its got me really nervous.
Tell him to shape up or get out.
- Its his house.
- Make him an offer.
- Heres something thatll cheer you up.
- What?
Ever seen one of these up close?
A Midnight Clear Script
Its too hot.
When I get back,
Im gonna put it...
Mother?
Mothers the oldest
in our squad.
He just had his th birthday, and
two days later his baby was born dead.
We call him Mother... Wilkins...
because hes always hounding us
for being sloppy, bugging us...
about leaving things around.
Theyre a little bent.
You want me
to turn you in, Vance?
Between the stuff you did
and t
Night At The Opera Script
- The gentleman has not arrived?
- No, he has not.
Im afraid the dinner will be spoiled.
What difference does it make?
Its too late to dine now.
Boy, will you page
Mr. Otis B. Driftwood, please?
Paging Mr. Driftwood!
Mr. Driftwood!
Do me a favor and stop yelling my name
all over this restaurant.
- Do I go around yelling your name?
- Mr. Driftwood!
Is your voice changing,
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956) Script
Dr. Hill.
Dr. Bassett.
Wheres the patient?
I hated
to drag you out of bed.
Will you let me go
while theres still time?
Youll soon see why I did.
Will you tell
these fools Im not crazy?
Make them listen to me
before its too late!
Ill listen to you.
Let him go.
Who are you?
Im Dr. Hill
from the state mental hospital.
Im not insane!
Let him go!
Doctor,
no
duplicate.
Here it is.
You must be very young.
Let go of me!
Shes crazy!
Who are you?
You gave me a fright.
How did you get in?
- Through the door.
- Oh, yes. I left it open.
I didnt hear you come in.
- I was already here.
- Sorry?
Oh, it was you who took it.
I had to bribe the concierge.
These old houses are fascinating.
An armchair by the fireplace
would look good.
The armchair should go
in fro
late! Edward/Mocky Lock slithers into the sand
and disappears. Resigning herself to a failure, she opens
the palm of her left hand, revealing a SMALL BUMP in the
flesh between thumb and forefinger. She presses hard and...
PICTURE AND SOUND DISTORT AND CHANGE
INT. LABORATORY - DAY
We are looking at a large SCREEN showing an electronically
generated three-dimensional view of a human brain featuring
late.
- King fired DeGrazzi. - Youre kidding. Why?
He does bad work. But at least he does it slowly.
- Who will replace him? - The guy you sleep with.
The video store guy.
I knew you were dating, but not that you were sleeping with him.
Thats great. Its like a promotion. Its not great?
- Guess wholl do my job. - Youre going to do it all?
- Will they give you more money? - Its more of a prestige t
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