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hwp Fucking God!
- A phone token, please.
- No tokens. At the end, on the left.
Maman? Yes, its Jeanne.
Ive found a flat to rent in Passy.
Im going to see it.
Then Ive got to go to the station
to meet Tom. I promised him.
OK, see you later. Bye!
Ive come to see the flat. I saw the sign.
- The sign?
- Yes.
Its always the same!
Nobody ever tells me anything.
- Id like to see it.
- You want to rent it?
- I dont know yet!
- They rent, they leave
and Im the last to know.
Do you think thats right?
If you want to go up alone,
go on. Im afraid of spiders.
The key is missing.
Strange things happen.
They drink six bottles a day.
Wait! Dont go! There must be a duplicate.
Here it is.
You must be very young.
Let go of me!
Shes crazy!
Who are you?
You gave me a fright.
How did you get in?
- Through the door.
- Oh, yes. I left it open.
I didnt hear you come in.
- I was already here.
- Sorry?
Oh, it was you who took it.
I had to bribe the concierge.
These old houses are fascinating.
An armchair by the fireplace
would look good.
The armchair should go
in front of the window.
Are you American?
Youve got an American accent.
- Are you going to take it?
- Are you?
I dont know.
What are you doing?
Oh l l!
Do I answer it or not?
Oh!
Hello? Hello?
Hello.
Hello!
Theres no-one here.
Theres no-one!
I dont know.
So youre going to take it?
Youve decided?
I had already decided.
But Im not sure now.
Do you like it?
Do you like it?!
I dont know.
I shall have to think about it.
Think fast.
I thought youd left.
Aah... Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus... Oh...
Oh, Christ.
Oh, God.
- Watch out!
- Have they taken us for someone else?
Were in a film. Were in a film.
If I kiss you,
it might be cinema.
If I stroke your hair,
it might be cinema.
Whats going on? Do you know them?
Its a long story.
In short, Portrait of a Girl.
Its been accepted for television!
And the girl is you. Its you!
Youre mad!
You might have asked me first.
Yeah, but I wanted...
I wanted to start with shots of Jeanne
at the station meeting her fianc.
Yes, I know them. Theyre my crew.
So you kissed me,
and you knew it was being filmed.
Youre a bastard! Traitor!
No, youll see. It will be a love story.
Tell me, Jeanne, darling.
What did you do while I was away?
I thought of you day and night,
and I cried.
Darling, I cant live without you!
Wonderful! Cut! That was perfect!
Id have finished by now,
but the police
wouldnt let me touch anything.
They didnt believe it was suicide.
There was so much blood everywhere.
They had fun
making me do a reconstruction.
"She went there."
"She came through here."
"She opened the curtain."
I copied all her actions.
The guests were awake all night!
The hotel was crawling with cops!
They enjoy playing around with blood.
They were all spies!
Asking if she was sad, if she was happy,
if you fought,
how long youd been married,
why you didnt have any children.
Pigs!
They got familiar right away!
They said, "Your boss is a bit unstable."
"Do you know that he was a boxer?"
So?
"lt didnt work out,
so he became
an actor."
"Bongo player,
revolutionary in South America,
journalist in Japan."
"One day, he lands in Tahiti,
hangs around,
Learns French."
"Then he comes to Paris. There...
he meets a woman with money,
marries her and..."
"Since then what has your boss done?"
"Nothing."
I say, "Can I clean up now?"
"No! Dont touch anything!"
"Do you really think she killed herself?"
He pushed me into a corner
and tried to paw me...
Turn the tap off now.
Theyll be doing the autopsy right now.
Why wont you turn the tap off?
They told me to give you your razor back.
Its not mine.
They said they dont need it any more.
The investigation is over.
Yes, she had cuts there...
and on the neck, too...
Excuse me,
where shall I put this?
- You could have rung the bell.
- The door was open. Ill put it there.
In front of the fireplace.
- Careful, madame.
- There.
- What about the table?
- How do I know? Hell decide.
- This is a king-size!
- It wont fit.
Well, your husband has no idea.
All this in an hour... Its not long.
What a mess!
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
The armchair goes in front of the window.
Like that.
But I only came to return the key.
- To return it to you.
- I dont care about the key.
Take your coat off.
Take your coat off and help me.
OK.
Get those chairs and bring them here.
Put them on the other side.
Take that, too.
Thats it.
You didnt waste any time.
Listen, monsieur!
Ive got to go.
Look, sir! Ive got to go.
The bed is too big for the room.
I dont know what to call you.
I dont have a name.
- Do you want to know mine?
- No, no! I dont.
I dont want to know your name.
You dont have a name and I dont
have a name either. Not one name.
Youre crazy!
Maybe I am, but I dont want
