doctor or a lawyer...
but Im gonna play for them.
Same number and everything.
Im gonna be number
like Magic.
Hes all right.
My dad can take him.
What was the most points
you daddy ever got?
I dont know. A lot.
Well, one game,
Magic scored points...
they only had
six-minute quarters...
and he sat out
the whole fourth quarter.
- You do act different.
- I dont care.
If anybody messes with you...
ju
Education at
Mr. Wackford Squeers Academy."
Oh, no.
"Dotheboys Hall, at the delightful village
of Dotheboys, in Yorkshire.
"Youth are clothed, boarded and booked...
"instructed in all Ianguages,
Iiving and dead...
"mathematics, orthography,
the use of globes and single stick.
"Diet unparalleled.
An able assistant wanted.
"Annual salary .
"Master of Arts preferred."
Im not a Master of Arts.
That c
doctors, businessmen and judges.
Some people think
they shouldnt be judged at all.
So?
So it makes for a hell of a lack of candidates
for the job.
You had to beat the backwoods of Maine
to come up with a hick like me.
I hope youre not sorry you came.
No. Im not sorry I came.
I just wanted you to know
that I know where the body is buried.
No, I think the trials should go on.
Especially the trials
education"
Come, sir, I think youve picked
a poor example.
Did l?
"Hear them down in Soho Square
Dropping Hs everywhere
"Speaking English any way they like
"Hey, you, sir, did you go to school?
"What ya tike me for, a fool?
"No one taught him take instead of tike
"Hear a Yorkshireman, or worse
Hear a Cornishman converse
"ld rather hear a choir singing flat
"Chickens cackling in a barn
Just like t
education like your brother Charley?
The only arithmetic he ever got was hearing the referee count up to .
Youre not too funny today, Fat Man.
Hey, what gives with our boy tonight, Charley?
He isnt himself.
Its the Joey Doyle thing and how he exaggerates the thing.
Too much Marquis of Queensbury softens him up.
Listen, Im a soft touch, too. Ask any rummy on the dock...
...if Im not good for a fin
doctor could find it.
Six months later she fell over with pain.
- I heard Jean Lewis had a wattle-ectomy.
- A good one. All that turkey-neck is gone.
- Am I getting that?
- Oh, no.
Dont forget Dr Yang.
His herbs are marvellous.
Theyre not chemicals. Theyre all natural.
Helen Dukes had vaginal tumours.
Every Western doctor wanted to operate.
She went on Dr Yangs herbs. They went
into remission. It
well keep in touch.
- Youre just like a doctor.
- Thats right.
- Doctor or psychiatrist?
- Im both!
Can you sit tight minutes?
The wines that make you dream
transcend time.
They bring youth
instead of wrinkles and death.
Thats % of the worlds wines.
Among those great wines,
Bordeaux has been supreme.
Obviously, that chapter is closed.
Today,
Bordeaux worships only money.
A great wine springs
DOCTOR next wanders out. The Father runs *
past him into the room. The viewer remains outside and
hears the Fathers subsequent screams.
2 INT. MANSION LIVING ROOM--CHRISTMAS EVE PAST 2
A bizarrely corrugated Cage sits amid the plush, period,
and Christmased-up surroundings of the mansion. With
their backs turned to the sickly squeals emerging from
the Playpen from Hell, Father and Mother, holding
educated classes
are no better than the peasants.
They, too, believe in the evil eyes
and spirits.
But Ive witnessed it myself.
But dont you think
theres something in it?
If we admit to the existence
of electricity
of which we know nothing,
Why shouldnt there exist
some new forces yet unknown to us?
Because with electricity when
you rub wool and resin together,
you invariably produce a
recognizab
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Men With Guns Script
This will burn fast.
Use it only to start the flame.
Then this will last the morning.
Tell me more about the man.
He has trouble breathing.
Sometimes he fights to swallow air.
He can put his hand on you
and tell what your sickness is.
By magic?
By science.
Hes a doctor who lives in the city.
Can he cure you of worms?
City peo