songs they sing?
- Oh, such a romantic.
- Can I help you, ladies?
- Half a dozen birds.
- You clean me out.
What are you gonna do with them?
What do you think were gonna do?
Eat them?
No, we plan to give them
a proper burial.
Thats very funny. Seriously.
Very funny.
Maybe well raise them as pets
and then fly them from the rooftops.
- Would you wrap them up?
- Yes, maam.
- Wrap them up.
- Yes, maa
Bring It On Script
Im sexy, I?? cute
I?? popular to boot
Im bitchin, great hair
The boys all love to stare
Im wanted, I?? hot
I?? everything youre not
Im pretty, I?? cool
I dominate this school
Who am l, just guess
Guys wanna touch my chest
Im rockin, I smile
And many think I?? vile
Im flyin, I jump
You can look but
dont you hump, whoo
Im major, I roar
I swear I?? not a whore
We cheer and we lead
song, Miss Dean?
All right.
Another student.
Okay. No more of this.
Oh, no, Little Miss
Hates Math.
Next time,
were at least getting a "C."
Its hopeless.
Aw, come on.
Enough of this
teen pessimism.
I have five minutes
for a pep talk.
Okay. Number one...
Lena moving in, right?
- Yeah, right.
- Right?
Um, number two... math is not
the end of the world. No.
Okay, number three...
you got me.
Yeah.
-
Mighty Wind Script
In the news tonight...
...the music world mourns the death
of folk music icon Irving Steinbloom...
...an instrumental figure
in guiding folk music...
...from its humble beginnings in the 1950s
to its zenith in popularity in the 1960s.
Steinbloom managed the careers
of such million-selling folk groups as...
...The Main Street Singers,
The Folksmen...
...and the sweethearts
of th
songs they sing?
- Oh, such a romantic.
- Can I help you, ladies?
- Half a dozen birds.
- You clean me out.
What are you gonna do with them?
What do you think were gonna do?
Eat them?
No, we plan to give them
a proper burial.
Thats very funny. Seriously.
Very funny.
Maybe well raise them as pets
and then fly them from the rooftops.
- Would you wrap them up?
- Yes, maam.
- Wrap them up.
- Yes, maa
song.
Whats your dad do?
He is cop, they are divorced.
Do you miss him any?
Nah, I just miss his money.
- But, Paula!
- Well, its true.
Maybe, if hes more
regular with his support...
Mom wouldnt be so sick...
and I wouldnt have to work so hard.
Little Kennys got a different daddy.
- Whos little Kenny?
- The baby.
But we aint supposed
to talk about that.
Auh!
Finished!
Wow! You should do this for
song tonight
oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh
hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh
What is the problem?
Your Santa Claus is wearing
a topcoat and a fedora.
Ya-ha! Ha ha ha ha!
Thats not my Santa Claus.
Right. Now...throw it out...
Bring it up right up high,
an
Almost Famous Script
All right, you chipmunks. Ready to sing your song?
- I뭠l say we are! - Lets sing it now.
Okay, Simon?
Okay, Theodore?
Okay, Alvin?
Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
Weve been good but we cant last
Hurry, Christmas Hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas Don뭪 be late
might not have gelled as early as mine.
Religion was really more of a hobby for him at first.
Got it. Got it. Need it. Need it.
Got it. Got it. Need it. Got it.
Jake was just one of those special kids, you know.
He was smart, popular. Everything came easy to him. He just had that kind of aura about him.
You took one look at this kid and you knew he could do anything he wanted with his life.
M Script
Just you wait, it wont be long
The man in black will soon be here
With his cleavers blade so true
Hell make mincemeat out of you!
Youre out.
I told you to stop singing
that awful song!
Didnt you hear me?
That same cursed song over and over!
Dear me, thats heavy.
Whats the matter?
I told those kids to stop
singing that awful song,
but they sing it all day long.
As if we havent heard
enoug