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hwp - Ask him.
- Shh.
- Ask him.
- Shh!
Look at him, grandpa.
Ask him!
Ryan, thats enough.
Uh, Im sorry.
He, uh...he thinks youre Santa Claus.
I am.
Merry christmas.
Uh, merry--Merry christmas.
Nuts.
I should have got his autograph.
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
Oer the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
In a sleighing song tonight
oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh
hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh
What is the problem?
Your Santa Claus is wearing
a topcoat and a fedora.
Ya-ha! Ha ha ha ha!
Thats not my Santa Claus.
Right. Now...throw it out...
Bring it up right up high,
and down she comes!
Its just in the wrist, you see.
Its really quite simple, you know,
when you get the knack.
Now then, why dont you--
o.k., pops, come on. Its my turn.
Give me the whip.
What have you been drinking?
Just something to keep me warm.
You are intoxicated, sir.
And youre a pain in the butt.
You are a disgrace.
You have any idea how many children
are watching you?
Give me back the whip.
Let me tell you something--
when you put on this suit,
you represent something that has
great significance to millions of people
all over the world.
Now, I could overlook your
poorly-manufactured jacket
or even your ludicrously
unbelievable beard.
Hey!
Or perhaps your
phonily-padded tummy,
but I will not tolerate
public drunkenness.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Can I get a cop over here?
Thats a very good idea. Officer!
Hey, wait a minute, you.
Mrs. Walker! Mrs. Walker!
Mrs. Walker, we need your help here!
Your sense of occasion is something--
If youre not with the parade,
get back on the sidewalk.
I need to see whomevers in charge
to alert them to this man.
Kiss my--
Oh, easy! Take it easy!
Gramps, come on, hey.
Lets go for a little walk.
That mans a degenerate.
Its time to go right up in the old office.
Ha ha!
Little drafty there.
Hey, lets just watch the parade, o.k.?
Come on.
O.k. Settle in here.
Oh!
Oh, my god.
Get this costume fixed.
O.k. Well show this guy how to do it.
Whoa!
Aah!
Oh.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Merry christmas to all,
and to all a good night.
Sir! Excuse me.
- Hello. I-Im Dorey walker.
- Oh.
Director of special projects for
c.f. Coles department store.
My pleasure. As a matter of fact,
I was looking for you.
Theres no doubt you saw
your Santa Claus is inebriated.
I know. He has created
such a terrible problem.
Millions of children are watching here
and on television.
Theyre expecting to see Santa Claus,
and now we dont have one.
That is a terrible problem.
Would you do it?
Would you be our Santa Claus?
Uh, me?
Well, do you have any experience?
Well...just a little.
Great. Im sure youll be fine.
Isnt there someone else
that you could ask?
Sir, the parade has started already.
Its you right now, or else
Theres no Santa in the coles
thanksgiving day parade.
Might I perhaps have a moment
to think about it?
Dont worry about a thing. Just...
be yourself.
Now, dasher!
Now, dancer!
Now, prancer and vixen!
Now, comet! Now, cupid!
Now, donner and blitzen!
Hey!
Merry christmas.
Merry chris--
This Santa Claus is fantastic.
Did he sign a contract?
There wasnt any time.
Myrnas going to have him sign
after the parade.
Shell have him fill out his employment
papers, and hell start in the morning.
He insisted upon wearing
his own Santa suit.
He has his own Santa suit?
Apparently.
Well, if its horrible, well make him
wear one of ours.
Im going home.
Youre not going to watch the parade?
No. I think Ive had quite enough
for one day, thank you.
I will see you in the morning.
O.k. Chin-chin.
Merry christmas.
Susan?
We can see the parade from his window,
so put on something comfortable
And come on over.
P.S., Mr. Bedford put the turkey
in the oven.
He said you forgot to sew up
the turkeys bottom.
The stuffing will all fall out,
but he told me not to say anything
Because he loves you,
and he wants to kiss you, and he thinks youre
The most beautiful woman in the whole world!
Do you know how much it costs
to make this parade?
Uh, a million dollars. $ million?
. . Its probably a big mistake.
Some guys going to buy coles
and turn it into a junk store.
Thats not going to happen.
Two banks just came in and rescued coles.
You better check your sources.
But coles has to pay them back plus interest.
If they dont sell a lot at christmas,
you can forget about it, pal.
Well, I think you should ask Santa Claus
to give coles an interest-free loan For christmas.
What do you think about that?
Thats a good one
Well, you know what?
It might happen.
Santa Claus,
he does some pretty amazing things.
Bryan, you know what? I know.
You know what?
