BAR up in the distance. Jim sees it and heads toward it -
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EXT ROADHOUSE BAR - NIGHT
As Jim approaches it we see the lot littered with bikers and Harleys - regulars.
Jim slows down and pulls up into the driveway -
We see two large men, LURCH and WEENER, stagger out the front door. They are very drunk and looking for trouble.
Jim gets out of his car, and coolly surveys the rowdy bar.
Bar Mitzvahs in weeks...
the one thing your father will pay for.
- Learn it!
- Mom!
Dont "but, Mom" me! Learn it.
Dont shame me in the synagogue.
The separation from Aaron is absurd.
How will you fix things
if youre not together?
Were practically together.
Were seeing the same therapist.
- What?
- Her name is Dr. Leslie Rosen.
Shes incredible. She helps
Aaron with commitment issues.
Were working
Bar sold milkplus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. Our pockets were full of money so there was no need on that score, but, as they say, money isnt everything.
INT. PEDESTRIAN UNDERPASS TUNNEL - NIGHT
A Tramp lying in tunnel, singing.
TRAMP
In Dublins fair city
Where the g
examine this document, please?
Well, Mr Schiff, what do you
have to say about this?
maintained the taps
until the date of arrest.
- Yes, it appears so.
- Your Honour, on that basis,
ld like to move...
for a directed verdict
of not guilty.
l have no choice
but to grant the motion.
The defendant is released from custody.
These proceedings are adjourned.
Yes!
Couldnt you have found something
a littl
An Evening With Kevin Smith Script
Kevin Smith directed and acted
in his New Jersey Chronicles:
Clerks, Mallrats,
Chasing Amy, Dogma...
...and the final chapter,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Smith presents his own lens through
which we may view the world.
And although its not
always rose-colored...
...we learn a new way
to examine spirituality...
...sexuality and human relationships.
Give it u
bar-coded Judas Roaches.
In a crunch of machinery, the first disposal drum is lifted
by the chains through the manhole to
EXT. A CITY STREET - DAY
MIDTOWN MANHATTAN. A cacophony of SOUND and LIGHT.
Dirty snow drifts over Bryant Park. Emergency lights blink
everywhere. A wall of cars sits on Sixth Avenue, stopped
dead. Exhaust fumes hang in the air. Jaded TRAFFIC COPS send
the cars on crosstown de
examining my life and tryin to figure out wheredid the screw-up come, you know, and a year ago we were... tsch, in love. You know, and-and-and... And its funny, Im not-Im not a morose type. Im not a depressive character. I-I-I, uh...
(laughing)
... you know, I was a reasonably happy kid, I guess. I was brought up in Brooklyn during World War II.
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INT. DOCTORS OFFICE - DAY
Alvy as young bo
examining
these questions tonight...
...and meeting people on all sides...
...of what is rapidly
becoming a major controversy.
I dont know when Ive seen
more hostile reporters.
If they dont stop drinking,
Im gonna throw their asses out.
- Have you seen Doris Spenser yet?
- No.
What I think Laura is saying
with her work...
...is "Okay, America.
Okay, world. You are violent.
You are pushing all thi
bar between them. Hes not resisting anything, but the police are
not taking any chances.
INT. BASE -- NIGHT
Plissken and the guards follow a winding stairway down to the main
floor.
VOICE
Attention. You are now entering the debarkation area. No talking. No
smoking. The next scheduled departure to the prison is in two hours.
You now have the option to terminate and be cremated on the premises.
I
Finding Neverland Script
- Lights up!
- Beginners, please!
- Your five-minute call, sir.
- Places.
- Places. Everyone to their places.
Sh. Quiet, everyone.
Opening nights?
I love opening nights.
- How are you? Good to see you.
- Good evening, Charles.
- Sir Herbert, how are you?
- This is my wife.
- Oh, Lady Herbert.
- How do you do?
May I give you a peck?
One of Mr Barries finest?
Oh, that geniu