flipped through more pages,
and I realize...
this is my own novel Im reading
with some jokers name on it...
written in French, being sold
in the best bookstore in Paris.
- Unbelievable.
- Hows that possible?
Remember last year when some guy stole
my briefcase with my manuscript in it?
This guy swiped my manuscript, but what
he doesnt realize is Ill get him.
The souffle is from
an old family recip
LEARNED IN PRIVATE SCHOOL?
OH, MOM,
WE WERE ONLY PLAYING!
WE WERE ONLY
PLAYING!
NO, NO, NO!
YOU COULD BE PREGNANT,
BETH!
AND AS FOR YOU,
I NEVER THOUGHT
YOU WOULD RAPE
YOUR OWN SISTER!
OH, GOD!
THE CHILDREN
ARE HAVING SEX!
[SOBBING]
[SOBBING]
PEGGY?
PEGGY?
PEGGY?
THIRSTY, GRIZELDA?
YOUD BETTER GO SEE
ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
SHES HAVING
ANOTHER MENTAL FIT.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD BEEN
STEALING MY LIQUOR.
AINT
Learn it.
Know it. Live it.
- Whoa.
- Hes the full hot orator.
Linda, did I show you this?
He gave me his card.
"Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant."
Maybe we should get a frame for this,
and put it up on the wall.
Linda, youre the one who told me
I was gonna get a boyfriend at the mall.
- Do you think hell call this week?
- Why dont you call him?
- I cant.
- You can. Guys love that sort of thing.
- R
learn to catch a Frisbee,
He will so, and dont call him dumb!
How about retarded?
Some day hes gonna win that
championship,
Dont make me laugh,
All right, guys, I guess,,,
You know, Bill,
I dont really feel like cooking tonight,
You dont have to cook, Well get
in the boat and get some hamburgers,
Guess what,
Davids got the hots for Jennifer Bradley,
- Shut up, you dehydrated pizza face,
- Dad, he
flippin burgers.
- You could own that fuckin place.
- Oh, shit, Pete.
What would I do with that grease pit?
Besides, Nadines got a cross to bear.
I mean, taking care
of that potato head.
I guess you heard about that shit
up in Abilene. Bank robbery?
Its all thats been on the box all day.
They killed some people, didnt they?
Yeah. Killed four Rangers...
three cops...
one civilian.
Took a lady bank
flips. The guy goes down HARD and --
JAKE hurls himself from the wheelchairtoppling on the guy
getting a grip on him like a pit bull and PUNCHING the crap
out of himright there on the floor.
THE BOUNCER jumps intrying to drag him off and it goes into
SLOW MOTIONeverybody yelling and pulling...
JAKE (V.O.)
All I ever wanted in my sorry-ass life
was a single thing worth fighting for.
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EXT. A
Garage Days Script
That was unreal.
Yeah, it was nice.
Nice? But you were calling out my name.
You were banging my head into
the headboard and singing. It hurt.
- Why didnt you say something?
- I just wanted you to finish.
Oh, this isnt right!
Well, did you at least... you know...?
No, Freddy, I didnt come.
Look, dont worry about it, OK?
- Oh, for Christs sake!
- Pay attention! You might learn so
flips up his mask to reveal
JIMMY HOWELL
a gangly teen, wearing a hockey jersey... skates slung over
his shoulder.
JIMMY
Hey, Mis Whittington, whats up?
PAMELA
My blood pleasure. You scared the
hell out of me.
JIMMY
Oh. Sorry. Im on my way to the
ring and --
PAMELA
(interrupting)
I think someone broke into my
house.
JIMMY
No shit?!
PAMELA
No shit.
CUT TO:
INT. LIVING ROOM - MINUTES LATER
Pamela s
learn
but nobodys here to teach me
lf they cant understand it
how can they reach me
I guess they cant
I guess they wont
I guess they front, thats why
I know my life it outta luck, fool
Been spending most their lives
living in a gangstas paradise
They been spending most their lives
living in a gangstas paradise
We keep spending most our lives
living in a gangstas paradise
And-Yeah, Im just gonna
h
Husbands And Wives Script
Einstein was then celebrating...
... the 70th birthday anniversary...
...and there was a colloquium given for him.
And he said.:
"God doesnt play dice with the universe. "
No, he just plays hide-and-seek.
Learn to write screenplays, television scripts, plays--
Jesus, theyre so full of it.
You cant teach writing. You expose students...
...to good work and hope it inspires