stressed-- -Larry is not my dad.
If youre gonna smart-ass me, you can just go on home right now.
Get out of my face right now!
-Go on, get out! -Fine.
-Fine. -You dont know nothing about nothin!
You dont know a goddamn thing about nothin!
Larry, just let me through.
-Whats the magic word? -Fuck you, you piece of shit.
Fuck you?
How was school?
Like you really fuckin care, asshole.
Me and your mam
Havoc Script
So you want to know about us?
Bout kids from the Palisades?
Thats easy, right?
Our parents moved
to the ocean...
and built walls
facing the other way.
They... send us
to private school.
They hire rent-a-cops
with uniforms...
and make them drive around
in little Ford Escorts, see?
This sends a powerful message.
Theres us and theres them...
inside the circle and out.
We live very shelt
parents kick
your oily ass out.
I havent seen my parents
in a few days.
Maybe theyre dead.
Party at Antons.
What are you doing?
With a killer loose,
you cant rule out murder.
What killer?
Dont you watch the news?
I hate that fucking show.
Our little town is
in the national spotlight.
Local mailman, iced.
Barmaid at the bowling alley, iced.
You havent heard about the twins?
They were jerking off i
parent discussion nights...
Parents without partners.
(starts riffling, angry)
Partners without parents.
People who need people. Guys
who go into the woods, beat
drums and bond. Get a shrink.
Hug a friend. Hug yourself.
He stops, realizing that everyone in the room is staring
at him. Quickly they pretend they werent paying
attention. Someone whispers something to a client.
SAM
(continued)
D
stress.
-Itll be fine.
And Dad will have someone to chat with.
Like I have time to gossip
after taking care of you three?
These past two days, l....
What now?
I have a little announcement to make.
Have you seen the TV ads
for "Little Paris in the East"?
That new luxury apartment building
in Hsin-Den?
A friend, who knows the contractors,
told me how well-built it is.
He was able to get my bid in
f
Fever Pitch Script
Eighty-six years of banging
our heads against the big green wall...
but we finally did it.
That part you know.
That part everybody knows.
But I got a story
you dont know.
Its about this schoolteacher
friend of mine named Ben.
This is him, back in
when he was a kid.
The little guy
was going through a tough time.
His parents had just got divorced,
and his mom dragged him up here
stress.
l told you.
l told you, Deb, a long time ago.
-You got to learn how to relax.
-l know.
But its like theres always
something bothering you.
Excuse me, things just
dont bother me, okay?
Things happen to me.
Okay.
-Do l look okay?
-Do l?
You look really hot.
-You, too.
-Thanks.
What are we gonna order?
Okay, lets start with a shot
and then get two Rolling Rocks.
Yeah, tequila?
Salt?
Yes, l d
The Glass House Script
Scared the living crap out of me.
Meryl Streep she wasnt.
Whos Meryl Streep?
Zoe, shes like Katie Holmes to our parents.
So, whats next, ladies?
-I have to go home. -No.
I cant have another fight with my parents. They think Im in bed.
Were you kids in bed early?
-I stayed up till 10. -After Rhett was asleep.
-Whos driving them? -I will.
Nickis selling coffee at school, Im h
parents always hoped
I would go to college,
So I made up my mind
and here I am.
I want to show you something.
- Here we are.
- Goya.
- Whats this one called?
- "La Maja Vestida."
And?
- And?
- She resembles you.
You resemble her.
Really?
Yes.
I think so.
What do you think?
I dont know.
The eyes, maybe.
Why all this talk about Kafka,
Goya and her Cuban family?
Dont get me wrong, its great that her
parents were determined.
I mean, they really tried, man.
No, no, no, stop! How many times...?
After the banjo, the trumpet, the piccolo
and the accordion, guess what came next.
Go on, guess.
Summer of 85.
First time Id been in a record shop.
I was with my date. OK, baby-sitter.
That was the moment
the lights just blazed on.
That was the day I knew
I was destined to be a rock star.
Unfortunately,