big question right now...
I havent heard the answer before.
Youve probably stated it.
Youre Silent Bob in the movies.
You wrote and directed. Why give
yourself the Marcel Marceau part?
Im sorry. I stopped listening.
Why give myself
the Marcel Marceau part?
I would think its obvious.
I cant really act.
Which is why I wrote a movie
in which I was the lead.
Because this is America,
damn it, you know
big, beautiful, multicolored four-winged jobs, glides effortlessly on the breeze, wafting along through the crisp Texas air.
The insect dips, it banks, it does loop-the-loops - and then SPLATS unceremoniously against the windshield of a white van thats tearing down the road.
INT. VAN - TEXAS / MEXICO BORDER - NIGHT
The DRIVER of the van, a fifty-year-old American, turns on the wipers, smearing
BIG COP
Police! Freeze!
The room is almost devoid of furniture. There is a fold-
up table and chair with a phone, a modem, and a Powerbook
computer. The only light in the room is the glow of the
computer.
Sitting there, her hands still on the keyboard, is
TRINITY; a woman in black leather.
BIG COP
Hands behind your head! Now! Do
it!
She slowly puts her hands behind her head.
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EXT. CHASE HOTEL
big basket...
on the handlebars
and some gears.
That sounds neat.
Y eah.
Okay, um...
okay, I see.
Um...
you wanted
to take away this.
Y eah.
The new fence
should contain...
the area here and
the gate should be there.
Um...
do you want the fence
to keep people in...
or...
keep people out?
Well... both.
But mostly
to keep people out.
Okay.
Okay.
One...
two...
three... five...
nine.
[ Chuckling ]
Ju
tech airboard.
ROCKY
Were OUTTA here!!
KIMBERLY
Easy, Rock.
TOMMY
Once we hit the target zone weve
got fifteen seconds to make the
drop.
BULK (0 . S .)
Step aside, pinheads.
BULK and SKULL push their way through the Rangers, decked
in bizarre skydiving regalia, topped off by World War II
leather caps and aviator goggles.
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BULK
The Stealth Eagle is about to
fly.
SKULL
Ditto for the Swooping Swa
tech LASER CUTTER. It approaches the plate, steadies, then fires
a direct BLUE BEAM at the bedrock, burns the rock into magma and cuts
a perfect round pattern.
Another ROBOTIC ARM reaches forward, its CLAW rips out the cut rock
from inside the pattern, then takes the sample and sets it inside a
hydro-basket on the submersibles port side.
DISSOLVE TO:
7 EXT. MINDINAO DEEP - NIGHT
A desolate, barre
big?
(now as BRITISH
PROFESSOR)
Its something in the jungle water.
I need to crack the secret code.
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Stanley rolls his eyes. He opens the door...
INT. KAUFMAN HOUSE, ANDYS ROOM - 1957 - DAY
...revealing ANDY, 8, performing for the wall. Andy is
happy and enthusiastic... as long as hes acting.
ANDY
(as BRITISH
PROFESSOR)
Maybe I should talk to the natives.
(as dancing NATIVES)
Shoom boom boo ba
big hole blown through
the middle of my lifeI started having
these dreams of flying.
We are very low over the forest nowgliding fastthe drums
BUILDING to a PEAK --
VOICE (V.O.)
Sooner or later thoughyou always have
to wake up...
CUT TO:
EXT. CITY - NIGHT
A SCREECH OF BRAKES as a vehicle WIPES FRAMErevealing --
JAKE SULLYa scarred and scruffy combat vetsitting in a
beat up carbon-fiber wheelchair.
big,
huge, fanatical basketball fan.
He played himself-- four years, varsity, at Big State.
Good, not great athlete.
Hes the biggest supporter Big State has. Bleeds red and white.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I saw something like that about him on TV.
Do you have a son named Jesus Shuttlesworth?
Y es, sir.
Is your son considered the number one high school prospect...
in these United States of Americ
tech and at odds with the other items. She pulls out an urn-
shaped vessel.
GUARD
Whats this, then?
NEKHORVICH
(handing her documents)
The ashes of a colleague, Im taking them
to his family. If you wish to open it,
please be careful.
COMPUTERIZED SCREEN DISPLAY (INT. PLANE - MOVING - DAY)
on the cabin wall displays a colorful map showing the flight
point of departure in Sydney, continuously upd