school.
Which is no problem for me because Id
attended every class, so Im totally prepared.
Then I see myself running down the hall
at school. This is very interesting, I think.
Its not really my school.
Its the school from the next district.
- Go on!
- Even though I arrive early,
everybody is already there,
but the surprising part is...
Im the only one whos prepared.
- Youll have to get out.
- Y
SCHOOL
AUDITORIUM AT 7:00.
PARENTS GOING--
" I WONT LET YOU LEAVE
MY LOVE BEHIND "
SURE IS A POWERFUL MOTHER,
AINT IT?
YEAH, SURE IS
A POWERFUL MOTHER.
" BANKIN OFF
OF THE NORTHEAST WINDS "
" SAILIN ON
A SUMMER BREEZE "
" AND SKIPPIN
OVER THE OCEAN "
" LIKE A STONE "
[GUNSHOTS]
THIS IS
THE SHOOTING SEASON.
NOWS THE TIME TO GO
TO LLOYDS DISCOUNT STORE
FOR ALL
OF YOUR GUN SUPPLIES.
LISTEN
TO THESE
schoolhouse.
Why?
Theyll say that
the job will be done better.
They would have you believe
theyre interested in public welfare.
Theyre interested in welfare, sure.
But its their own.
Lets look at their reason
in the light of the facts.
That factorys owned by
a brother-in-law of a commissioner.
That same brick factory
uses convict labor.
Sorry, Willie,
youll have to move on.
Why?
City Ordinance Nu
school?
"What ya tike me for, a fool?
"No one taught him take instead of tike
"Hear a Yorkshireman, or worse
Hear a Cornishman converse
"ld rather hear a choir singing flat
"Chickens cackling in a barn
Just like this one
"Garn!
"Garn!
"l ask you, sir, what sort of word is that?
"lts aoow and garn
that keep her in her place
"Not her wretched clothes and dirty face
"Why cant the English
teach their
school.
Subtitle appears: "2815 Calverton Court. The
Sutphin Family". Fade out.
Second subtitle fades in: "Friday, September 18th,
1992. 7:08am". Fade out.
3. Interior cheery, bright SUTPHIN kitchen. CREDITS
BEGIN.
MOM, BEVERLY, a trim, fortyish, pretty Betty Crocker
of the 90s, grabs the toast as it pops up and
butters it. She waves cheerfully out the kitchen
window to the passing GARBAGEMEN on
School for Boys.
- There. - Congratulations, sweetheart.
- You dont want me living here anymore? - Alan.
Its always been the plan that you go to Cliffside when you were ready.
I mean, Parrishes have been going to Cliffside ever since the s.
Even your Uncle Skylar went there.
- Look at this. Parrish Hall. - Its the main dormitory.
Oh, this is great. Kids are on my case here because Im a Parrish.
J
(Sings): sometimes I have dreams. I picture myself flyin. Though the cloud hang in the sky conquering the world with my magic piano. Never being scared .but then I realize. I몶m super girl, and I몶m here to save the world, but I wanna to know who is gonna save me?
MIA: Hey, Louie. Come on. It몶s time to go to school.
HELEN: are you feeling confident?
MIA: Not really.
HELEN: Ok, now just rememb
trip. What kind of work do you do,
sir?
NORMAN
Im a psychologist.
PILOT
A shrink, huh? Why not. Theyve called
in just about everything else.
NORMAN
How do you mean?
PILOT
Weve been ferrying people out of Guam
for the last two days. Physicists,
biologists, mathematicians, you name it.
Everybody being flown to the middle of
nowhere in the Pacific Ocean.
NORMAN
Whats going on?
PILOT
Theyre not telli
SISTER ACT
by Paul Rudnick
July 19, 199l
Page 1.
SISTER ACT
FADE IN:
INT. ST. ANNES ACADEMY - AKRON, OHIO - CLASSROOM
We are in a parochial school classroom, in the late
Sixties. The children all wear uniforms and sit at little
desks. SISTER IMMACULATA stands at the front of the room;
she is a middle-aged nun, very severe. The children are
all terrified of her.
SISTER IMMACULATA
Who can name all
trip, you like spicy food?.
- Dave, Im not going to India.
I gotta get to a train station?
Hi, can you get me to the
train station?
- Oh crap. No, I wanted a Taxi.
- No problem.
OK, sorry. Ill grab my bag.
Thank.
No, stop, stop.
Go, go.
Do you like India?
- Its interesting.
Its the best country.
No problem.
No problem you just jump. Jump.
- You must jump the train
- Theres no room.
You must jump.