The Longest Yard Script
Hey, sexy.
I love that dress.
Of course you do, Lorenzo.
You made it.
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hey, guys.
- There you are.
- Lena.
- Youve done it again.
- Well, its all for you, Bradlee.
Gotta mingle.
Oh, the girls are by the pool.
Well, well, well, Lena. So wheres
this sexy boy toy of yours hiding?
I didnt know you were
a football fan, Patrick.
Ive never watched a game. Im just
Lovely And Amazing Script
(music plays)
Dont you think I have
too much make-up on?
Photographer:
No, you look great.
could you
open up your jacket?
Just, you know,
pull it open.
Thats it.
Put your arm back
where it was.
Give us
a nice look.
Does this
seem strange to you?
No, its high fashion.
Its sophisticated.
Its totally hot.
But my dress-
I feel sort of...
I thought you said
you liked this des
PAN DOWN TO A ROW OF 몷TELLERS몶 CAGES몸 with long lines of PEOPLE waiting to collect their unemployment checks. A sign above the first window says 몷A - F몸, the second window is designated 몷G - L몸 and so on.
CLOSE ON THE SECOND WINDOW -- Waiting his turn at the head of the line is a BLACK MAN in his early 30몶s. He kills time by trying to make a beat-up old wooden yo-yo perform the ba
Miss Congeniality Script
Theyre fighting again!
Oh, boy.
Dont! Wait! Not my homework!
No! Stop it! No!
Problem, gentlemen?
Hey, dork-brain!
If you werent a girl, Id beat your face off.
If you werent a girl, Id beat your face off.
Youre calling me a girl?
You called me one!
You asked for it.
Now get out of here!
Forget those guys.
Theyre jealous because youre smart and funny.
And girls like that.
Bamboozled
by
Spike Lee
BLACK SCREEN
We HEAR the voice of MALCOLM X.
MALCOLM X (V.O.)
Youve been hoodwinked. Youve
been had. Youve been took.
Youve been led astray, run amok.
Youve been bamboozled.
His followers ROAR.
CUT TO TITLE:
"BAMBOOZLED"
CUT TO CRAWL:
WHITE LETTERS ON BLACK
WE HEAR the VOICE of PIERRE DELACROIX.
DELACROIX (V.O.)
Satire. 1a. A literary work in
which human vice or folly is
r
All we can see, filling the entire frame is a flame-orange sky... almost like the sky from the burning of Atlanta in "Gone with the Wind".
SUPERIMPOSE: Presenter credit
PAN DOWN lower and lower until we see the terrain below... the desert. There is no vegetation whatever, just sand and odd-shaped rock formations. The air is filled with red dust, which alternately obscures and then reveals the ima
Natural Born Killers Script
"Baby Ive been waiting"
"Ive been waiting days and days"
"l didnt see the time"
"Now Ive waited
half my life away"
- But youre gonna be late again.
- We were just leavin, Mom.
"There were lots of invitations"
(screams)
Man: What kind of pies
do you have?
Well, we got um...
Apple, pecan, cherry, key lime.
And which do you recommend?
Well, key limes great, but...
its an
M Script
Just you wait, it wont be long
The man in black will soon be here
With his cleavers blade so true
Hell make mincemeat out of you!
Youre out.
I told you to stop singing
that awful song!
Didnt you hear me?
That same cursed song over and over!
Dear me, thats heavy.
Whats the matter?
I told those kids to stop
singing that awful song,
but they sing it all day long.
As if we havent heard
enoug
Cell
FADE IN:
A SPECK OF DUST
Grains of sand dance in the wind. As we glide over a VAST
DESERT, the speck of dust becomes a HORSE AND RIDER.
CATHERINE YOUNG straddles the beautiful black animal, her
mesmerizing eyes scanning the horizon. A curious breeze
blows across her exquisite face and she drinks it in, as if
the wind itself were telling something to her...
Catherine sees a FLICKERING LIGHT
A hand reaches for it, bringing the receiver up to the face of CASEY BECKER, a young girl, no more than sixteen. A friendly face with innocent eyes.
CASEY
Hello.
MANS VOICE
(from phone)
Hello.
Silence.
CASEY
Yes.
MAN