teach a kid to look after himself
and amount to something. I could!
Maybe you could. One things certain,
youd sure get a lot of publicity.
Bastard!
You guys in Hollywood. All you think
about is publicity, deals, box office.
Why dont you try
to understand a woman?
Im afraid I have some difficult news
for you, Miss Crawford.
The agency has denied
your application for adoption.
Why?
Well, you live a
Meet The Fockers Script
You must do something!
Baby is coming!
Yeah. I know baby is coming!
Miss, youve to stay calm
and take deep breaths, okay?
Myra, I need a doctor here
right now.
I am working on it.
Youre not a doctor?
No, I am a nurse.
You are man
and you are nurse?
What kind of man is nurse?
Look, folks,
Im a professional, okay?
I know exactly what Im doing,
so just trust me,
everythings g
-
Mona Lisa Smile Script
All her life she had wanted
to teach at Wellesley College.
So when a position opened
in the Art History department...
... she pursued it single-mindedly
until she was hired.
It was whispered
that Katherine Watson...
... a first-year teacher
from Oakland State...
... made up in brains
what she lacked in pedigree.
Which was why this bohemian
from California...
... was on he
teach you married men
how to look at another womans ass
without your wife noticing it, OK?
When we come back!
[Applause]
You know, folks, lately,
were getting a lot of flak
from some of our conservative
affiliates down South,
especially in Atlanta.
In fact, Governor Floyd Preston
of Georgia
recently sent me a letter
telling me what he thinks of the show.
Heres the letter.
Governor Preston says,
"
professional man.
I got a job that starts on Monday.
Ill pay you back with my first paycheck,
with interest.
I wont tell you how to run your business...
...but if you cut off my fingers,
you wont get nothing.
Working on adding machines,
I got to be whole.
I need these for prayin!
-Drop him.
-What does "drop him" mean?
This aint the way you treat somebody.
Spanky, you aint got to do that
to that g
Mystery, Alaska Script
Oh, Skank!
Fuck me!
Hey.
What did you say?
You teach him that?
He heard it
in the locker room, Dad.
- From who?
- Everyone.
You know what its like
in there.
He shoots.
He scores!
Wouldnt start again?
- Was it the gas line?
- I dont know. Ill ask Tinker.
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
Take the sled, will ya?
I wanna wait for the mail.
- The magazines supposed to be here, express.
- Okay. Bet
teach it that.
Place that idiot scientist
under arrest!
I prefer to be called
evil genius!
And as for that abomination...
it is the flawed product
of a deranged mind.
It has no place among us.
Captain Gantu, take him away.
With pleasure.
Hmm.
Uncomfortable?
Oh...
Good!
The council has banished you
to exile on a desert asteroid.
So, relax... enjoy the trip
and dont get any ideas.
These guns are lo
professional mask. Carls face is
reflected in his glasses. A series of QUICK CUTS...
...Whaley cuts through Carls weatherproof overalls with
large scissors...
...his hand pulls the SHUTTLE of TWINE from Carls pocket...
...examines the open, empty KNIFE SHEATH at Carls belt...
...the right palm is turned to reveal a long cut along the
mound of the thumb...
...Carls wrist, its WATCH stopped at 1:47
teaching methods on emoting to other bad actors...
who dream of one day passing an audition...
sat Byron Tiller, who until recently believed writing novels...
no one wanted to read was a real job.
Sell, baby, sell.
Goals have a way of becoming less high-minded when you need money.
-Priority. -Yes, sir.
Thank you.
The type of man perfect for Elysian Fields.
-Come in. -Thanks.
I sent it to you beca
professional suicide.
Other scientist enter the room, turn on the lights.
DR. THADIA
Yo, what up?
KENT CLARK
Umm, those were the highlights.
KENT CLARK
Dr. Thadia, Dr. Burman... Dr. Arroway (greetings all around) and
I believe youe already met our tireless research assistant, Mr.
Fisher (who happens to be wearing a Cornell University Shirt).
ELLIE
Yup.
KENT CLARK
You can miss his cologne.
FISHER