Dye your hair, Holly.
You look like a virgin.
-I am a virgin.
-Yeah, but you dont need to broadcast it.
Jesus Christ.
-Are my legs thinner than yours?
-No.
-Yeah, but yours are hairier.
-Jews are hairier.
I wish I was Jewish.
-I hate being young.
-I hate being a virgin.
Its gotta reach them on stage.
Thats better.
Weve gotta make something happen.
I mean everyones having a brilliant time
except u
Requiem for a Dream
by
Darren Aronofsky & Hubert Selby, Jr.
ON THE TV -
- is Tappy Tibbons, Americas favorite television personality.
His charismatic personality shines for the entire world to
see.
His audience cheers wildly.
AUDIENCE
Juice by Tappy! Juice by Tappy!
Juice by Tappy! ooooOOOOH! Tappys
got juice! Tappys got juice!
ooooOOOOH Tappy!
TAPPY TIBBONS
Thank you! Thank you vey much!
Todays