The Joy Luck Club Script
The old woman remembered
a swan she had bought...
many years ago in Shanghai
for a foolish sum.
"This bird," boasted
the market vendor...
"was once a duck that
stretched its neck...
in hopes
of becoming a goose.
And now look.
It is too beautiful to eat."
Then the woman and the swan
sailed across an ocean...
many thousands of li wide...
stretching their necks
toward Americ
Indeed, this song is representing our lives. We live in hope that we will succeed while looking up at friends’ success. I really love the song “a goose’s dream” because it reflects my life, teaches me patience, and gives me courage.
V 3.30 (ASCII)
This is the Semi-Official ASCII Version of the Lion King Script,
originally cast into textual form by the legendary Phil "Leopold Stokowski"
Pollard, of JMU, and re-edited several times into the form you see here by
Brian Tiemann (FDCMuck Timon) of Caltech. This is your guarantee of
quality, that what you see here on your screen is as close to what was
presented in the movie as is
Northfork Script
Always late
With your kisses
Wont you come to my arms,
sweet darlin
And stay?
Always late
With your kisses
Why, oh, why do you
want to do me this way?
How long do you think
I can wait
When you know
youre always late
Always late
With your kisses
Why, why, why do you want
to do me this way?
That was Lefty Frizzells
"Always Late with Your Kisses."
Before that,
we heard Buck Owens.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Screenplay Graham Chapman
John Cleese
Terry Gilliam
Eric Idle
Terry Jones
Michael Palin
Produced by Mark Forstater
Directed by Terry Gilliam
Terry Jones
Cast List:
Graham Chapman King Arthur
Hiccoughing Guard
Three-Headed Knight
Neil Innes The First Self-Destructive Monk
Robins Least Favourite Minstrel
The Page Crushed by a Rabbit
The Owner of a Duck
Terry Jones D