Last Action Hero Script
This is one hell of a way to spend Christmas.
- Mulcahey! - Sir.
Secure the sidewalk. No one gets in or out.
{y:i}I have a present for you! {y:i}Pigs!
Let the children go! Damn you, Ripper!
Slater!!
Do no even think it, Slater. Wait for the hostage negotiator.
Goddamn it, Jack, I am talking to you!
The last time you pulled this jive, jitterbug, tough gonad shit -
- people
Ernest Goes To Camp Script
[ Crickets chirp, owl hoots ]
[ Drums beating ]
[ Chanting ]
[ Drumming and chanting continue ]
[ Wind whistling ]
[ Wind whistling ]
[ Drumming and chanting continue ]
[ Wind whistling ]
[ Drumming and chanting stop ]
[ Shouts in native language ]
[ Shouts in native language ]
[ Metal rattling ]
Safety first -- thats my motto.
When one is doing dangerous work,
one must
Guru Script
[Mystical sitar music]
[Celebratory Indian music]
[Sings joyous song]
[Sings joyously in response]
[Upbeat rock n roll music]
I got chills
Theyre multiplyin
And Im losin control
Cause the power youre supplyin
Its electrifyin
- Youre the one that I want
- You are the one I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
- The one that I want
- You are the one I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
- The one that I want
- You ar
Flirting With Disaster Script
My mother could be rich.
She could be rich and smart.
Or she could be rich and stupid.
On the other hand, she could be
just poor and good-hearted.
Or she could be poor and mean.
I mean, I-I have no idea
what shes like. Its-
And theres my father, right?
I look at guys on the street every day-
regular guys
walking down the street.
And depending on my mood, I imagine
th
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues Script
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Sissy...
The surprise of Sissy Hankshaw
is that she did not grow up
a neurotic disaster.
If you were a small girl
in a low-income suburb
of Richmond, Virginia,
as Sissy was,
and your own daddy
sometimes makes jokes
about you being
"all thumbs,"
then you toughen up...
or you shatter.
...Happy birth