writers of "Aladdin" and "Puppetmaster" and, as of this writing, "The Mask of Zorro". They had been paid a kings ransom and had delivered what was widely considered, by the WB studio folks, to be a bad script. But I felt that while it wasnt 100% there it was at least written by someone who loved Gaimans work and had done him the honor of attempting to stay faithful to his original material. I eag
Dogma
Screenplay by Kevin Smith
Produced by Scott Mosier
Directed by Kevin Smith
Cast List:
Linda Fiorentino Bethany
Jason Mewes Jay
Kevin Smith Silent Bob
Matt Damon Loki
Ben Afflek Bartleby
Chris Rock Rufus
Salma Hayek Serendipity
Alan Rickman Metatron
Emma Thompson God
Dwight Ewell Gang Leader
Ethan Suplee NoMan the Golgothan
EXT. ASBURY PARK BOARDWALK - DAY
Jersey spring day. Beyond the wood
During the SONG we see snatches of the films mentioned in SONG. They look old and scratched and they are INTERCUT with flashes of white screen, burnt celluloid, etc.
SONG: "Science Fiction Double Feature"
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL - THE END SEQUENCE OF THE ROBOT CARRYING THE HERO
VOICE OVER
Michael Rennie was ill.
The day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
WIPE TO:
FLASH GORD
Slow motion. Armed troops in black uniforms pour out of unmarked vans and swarm across a lawn in a middle class residential neighborhood. Yuppie neighbours look on in shock, confused. Two of the troops carry a battering ram to the front door of a white two-storey house. A leashed Rottweiler snarls and barks. In position, their comrades point M-16s into first-floor windows, ready to be ambushed. P
ANNIE HALL
written by
Woody Allen
Marshall Brickman
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(Sound and Woody Allen monologue begin)
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FADE IN:
White credits dissolve in and out on black screen. No sound.
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FADE OUT: credits
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FADE IN:
Abrupt medium close-up of Alvy Singer doing a comedy monologue. He
wearing a crumbled sports jacket and tieless shirt; the background is stark.
ALVY
Theres an old joke. Uh, two elderly
women are