House on Haunted Hill
By
Dick Beebe
Story by
Dick Beebe & William Malone
Adapted from the screenplay by
Robb White
Blue Revisions: 13 Jan 1999
Production Draft: 2 December 1998
NOTE: THE HARD COPY OF THIS SCRIPTS CONTAINED SCENE NUMBERS.
THEY HAVE BEEN REMOVED FOR THIS SOFT COPY.
FADE IN:
BLACK SCREEN
And in the darkness, a TICKING sound is heard. Soft and
steady -- soothing -- and then a BANG!
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Note: Hows this for a change from the finished product?!? ... and NO mention of the powerful Opening Vistas! This is how the script begins ...
[FADE IN]
The screen is a microcosm of leaf, crystal drops of precipitation, a stone, emerald green moss. Its a landscape in miniature. We HEAR the forest. Some distant birds. Their sound seems to reverberate as if in a cavern. A piece of sunlight refracts
products...
li
want me to be their spokesperson,
their voice?
li
li
I think right now
we shouId focus on the positive.
li
- Tonight was good.
- Yeah? You think so?
li
Cause I was worried it was, um,
I dont know, pathetic!
li
Amazing triumphs at a nursing home!
li
Thats great copy, Vic.
li
Im a publicist, not a magician.
li
You want big news,
you have to have big fights.
li
A superhero n
Napoleon Dynamite Script
[Birds Chirping]
[Folk Pop]
[Continues]
[Continues]
[Continues]
[Continues]
[Stops]
[Birds Chirping]
[Sighs]
[Vehicle Approaching]
What are you gonna do
today, Napoleon?
Whatever I feel like
I want to do. Gosh!
[Bell Rings]
[Woman]
Your current event, Napoleon.
Last week, Japanese scientists "explaced"...
placed explosive detonators
at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness...
to b
production to begin.
FEMALE NARRATOR 1:
The result is the first union
between Saudi Arabia
and the United States.
NARRATOR 4: To accommodate
the workforce
the first Western housing
compounds are created.
NEWSCASTER 1: The strict Islamic laws
enforced outside of these walls
do not apply inside.
NEWSCASTER 2: West and East
came together in Egypt
when President Roosevelt
and Ibn Saud, King of Arabia