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hwp [Birds Chirping]
[Folk Pop]
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[Stops]
[Birds Chirping]
[Sighs]
[Vehicle Approaching]
What are you gonna do
today, Napoleon?
Whatever I feel like
I want to do. Gosh!
[Bell Rings]
[Woman]
Your current event, Napoleon.
Last week, Japanese scientists "explaced"...
placed explosive detonators
at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness...
to blow Nessie
out of the water.
[Girl Chuckles]
Sir Curt Godfrey
of the Nessie Alliance...
summoned the help of
Scotlands local wizards...
to cast a protective spell over the lake
and its local residents...
and all those who seek for
the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
[Chattering]
[Grunts]
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Hey, Napoleon, whatd you do
all last summer again?
I told you. I spent it with my uncle
in Alaska hunting wolverines.
- Did you shoot any?
- Yes, like ofem.
They kept tryinto attack my cousins. What
the heck would you do in a situation like that?
- What kind of gun did you use?
- A frickin -gauge. What do you think?
You think youre funny?
Just watch your step.
- But I didnt...
- [Indistinct]
[Groaning]
[Phone Ringing In Distance]
Hey, could I use your guyss
phone for a sec?
- Is there anything wrong?
- I dont feel very good.
[Line Ringing]
[Phone Ringing]
- Hi.
- Is Grandma there?
No, shes getting
her hair done.
[Sighs]
- What do you need?
- Can you just go get her for me?
- Im really busy right now.
- Well, just tell her to come get me.
- Why?
- Cause I dont feel good.
- Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
- No, she doesnt know anything.
- Will you just come get me?
- No.
Well, will you do me
a favor then?
- What?
- Can you bring me my ChapStick?
- No, Napoleon.
- But my lips hurt real bad.
Just borrow some from the school nurse.
I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.
Im not gonna use hers,
you sicko.
- See ya.
- [Dial Tone]
[Groans]
Idiot!
[Woman On P.A.]
David Dempke, please come to the office.
[Woman On P.A.]
David Dempke, please come to the office.
- David Dempke.
- [Man] You do understand English?
This isnt that complex.
Look, the cafeterias down the hall...
to the right and downstairs.
Hey, is that a new kid
or something?
Napoleon, this is Pedro.
Would you mind showing him
where his locker is?
Sure. Come on.
You know, theres, like,
a buttload of gangs at this school.
This one gang kept wanting me to join
cause Im pretty good with a bow staff.
Do you ride the bus
to school?
No. I ride my bike.
- What kind of bike do you have?
- Its a Sledgehammer.
Dang!
You got shocks, pegs.
Lucky!
You ever take it off
any sweet jumps?
[Dog Barking]
You got, like,
three feet of air that time.
Can I try it really quick?
[Groans]
Dang it!
[Groaning]
I love the way...
your sandy hair...
floats in the air.
To me its like a lullaby.
Im just flying by,
oh, so high...
like a kite
tied to a stake.
[Humming]
[Coughs]
How was school?
The worst day of my life.
What do you think?
- Well, I want you to go see
ifTina wants some of this.
- [Fly Buzzing]
[Sighs]
Kip hasnt done
flipping anything today.
Look, tonight me and your...
Kip, listen!
What?
Tonight me and your aunt are
gonna go visit some friends...
and were not gonna
be back till tomorrow.
Were gettin low on steak, so I got Lyle
comin over tomorrow to take care of it.
- Well, whats there to eat?
- Knock it off, Napoleon.
Make yourself a dang
quesadilla!
- Fine!
- [Keys Jingling]
Ill be back tomorrow.
Stay home and eat all
the freakin chips, Kip!
Napoleon, dont be jealous that Ive been
chatting online with babes all day.
Besides, we both know
Im training to become a cage fighter.
Since when, Kip?
You have the worst reflexes of all time.
- Try and hit me, Napoleon.
- What?
I said come down here and see
what happens if you try and hit me.
Such an idiot.
