voted for...
for... for President.
l did and my Dad said
hes a total Bush-man.
That made my brother laugh really hard.
Whenever my Uncle Stu
comes over to play pool with my dad,
my mom says the basement smells
like a Cheech and Chong movie.
Well... its like this.
My dog ate my paper.
l checked, but he didnt poop it out.
(class laughing)
What a lovely sentiment,
Mr. Etheridge.
Maybe your dog can e
Legally Blonde Script
Here it is!
Thanks.
Did you guys sign it?
Did you sign the card?
And five and four and--
Hey, girls, sign!
All right! Here you go!
- Elles gonna love it! - Thanks.
You go, girl!
Hi, girls! Here, sign!
Thanks!
There she is.
Thank you.
I love that restaurant!
I heard Madonna went into labor there.
Oh, gosh! I have to go shopping!
Ill see you tonight. Bye.
Bruiser, whats this?
A high AERIAL SHOT of the island features the Statue of Liberty prominently in the foreground then TRAVELS ACROSS the harbor, OVER the Battery and Lower Manhattan to Greenwich Village.
EXT. EAST 77TH STREET - DAY
A car is being hoisted up by a municipal tow truck while its owner is having a terrible screaming argument with a parking enforcement officer. DANA BARRETT comes home pushing a baby bugg
Lord Of War Script
There are over 500 million fire arms in the worldwide circulation
That is one fire arm for every twelve people on the planet
The only question is
How do we arm the other eleven?
You dont have to worry
Im not gonna tell you pack of lies to make you feel good
Im just gonna tell you what happened
My name is Yuri Orlov
When I was a boy, my family came to America
But not all the way
As they travel, various objects (pens, tapes, CDs, toiletries, ties, sunglasses, etc.) either fall or are discarded from inside their jackets.
They are pursued by two hard-looking Store Detectives in identical uniforms. The men are fast, but Renton and Spud maintain their lead.
RENTON (V.O.)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washi