jerks.
These children are going to the most
glamorous of all summer camps...
Camp Mohawk.
Theres a two-year waiting list...
and every child has to be voted in.
On top of all that, it costs
$ a week to go to Camp Mohawk.
The question is:
Is it worth $ a week?
It sure is.
Its the best darned camp there is.
Well, are you connected
with Camp Mohawk?
I think so.
Im the program director, Jerry Aldini.
jerk.
Come on. Not an intern.
I always work alone.
- Not this time, Bitsey.
- Look, Im not baby-sitting.
Gales D.N.A. Was everywhere.
His semen was inside her.
He was seen leaving her house.
His prints were all over the kitchen,
including one on the bag.
- Half a thumb print.
- Okay, half a thumb print.
Thats enough.
He couldve touched it
before it was a murder weapon.
Do you fondle
your friends
Jerk.
I dont need you, Nathan!
I dont need J.P. Oliver.
My rum is good enough. I can get a job
anywhere I want. Im out of here.
Im not going to freak out!
What am I going to tell Theresa?
What am I going to tell her?
"Baby, you know how youre always
saying Im at the office too much?
"Well, great news!"
Ill meet my future father-in-law and
tell him Im unemployed. Thatll be great.
Okay. Ill get the
costs a fortune.
Dad, Im getting a special deal through school.
Jonathan. Oh, thanks, Rosario.
Youre welcome, Jonathan.
Look, its part of my education. You want me to get an eduction, dont you?
When schools in session, you get an education.
When its not in session, you get a job!
- Mom... - Dont say "Mom."
Al... Dont say "Al." He says "Mom," you say "Al,"
and the whole thing comes out of my pocke
as their
voices echo in the sky.
THE CHILDREN (contd)
Seven eight, gonna stay up late...
Jacob takes his hands away from his face and starts to
frantically pull on his seat belt. SNAP - it flies off his
back and miraculously turns into a PARACHUTE. Rope swirls
into the air - the wind grabs the canvas - and Jacobs body
slows with a violent jerk.
But at least hes not falling anymore. Jacob