분야
hwp Attention...
Camp North Star senior staff...
counselors...
and counselors-in-training...
please rise for our national anthem.
How about that anthem, huh?
I dont know about you, but I just get
a great, big lump in my throat...
every time I hear it.
Its : in the a.m. And...
its, wow, degrees...
on the old Camp North Star
weather dial.
That is kind of nippy
for a June isnt it?
Im Tripper Harrison...
Im your head counselor...
and this is my wake-up show.
Ill be coming at you every morning
about this time...
hoping to make
your summer camp experience...
the best available...
in this price range.
Of course, across the lake...
over at Camp Mohawk...
they wont be getting up
for another hour or so.
And when they do, theyll be awakened
by servants bearing croissants...
and caf au lait.
Whoops, I hope I didnt hit anybody.
But here at Camp North Star
this morning were gonna be having...
a delicious gruel breakfast.
And dont forget to ask
for seconds because...
its all the gruel you can eat.
Are you ready for the summer
Are you ready for the good times
Are you ready for the birds and bees
the apple trees
And a whole lotta foolin around
Are you ready for the hot nights
Are you ready for the fireflies
the moonlit skies
And a whole lotta foolin around
No more pencils, no more books
No more teachers dirty looks
No more math and history
Summertime has set us free
Are you ready for the all-day fun
in the sun
Cause the summer is ready for you
Okay, everybody, Im waiting.
People, settle down.
Okay, thats better.
Theres a lot of new people this year,
so before I go any further...
I want to introduce myself.
- My names Morty Melnick.
- Hi, Mickey!
The name is Morty, not Mickey.
The buses are leaving tomorrow morning
at : to pick up the kids.
Its important you get
your bus assignments...
to know which kids
youre in charge of.
Dont argue with me, Bradley.
You can get rabies
from a raccoon too.
- Tell him, Maury.
- Thats right.
Dont forget to put paper
on the toilet seat covers...
cause you can get
a terrible infection...
I meant to ask you,
did you bring smokes?
No, I couldnt. I forgot.
My mom found the carton in my suitcase.
She had a shit-fit.
- Why dont we get some.
- Yeah.
Mommy. Mommy.
Wheres my mommy?
Tripper, Im looking forward
to some action this summer.
I hope you and your gentlemen
can supply it for me.
I could supply you, but the guy
you gotta watch out for is Spaz.
- Spaz?
- Hes a sex machine.
Are you kidding me?
He couldnt wake me up
with a trumpet and a drum.
Well, I went out with him one night,
and he got us six nurses by himself...
and four of them couldnt report
to work the next morning.
You gonna be okay?
Hey, Ill see you
at the end of the summer, okay?
This bus does not have
a safety inspection sticker.
- Its a fine old bus.
- No, its not! It is a piece of junk.
Im gonna tell my father,
and hes gonna report you...
- to the Department of Motor Vehicles...
- Roxanne!
And youre going to jail,
behind bars.
Just like last year,
well hate it.
Camp is lousy, and youre a dork.
Youre right.
You sure are one.
- Hiya.
- Come on.
- What do you want?
- Are you having trouble?
- I cant get these kids on the bus!
- Thats because Im not goin!
Come here. I wanna have
a word with you, all right?
- You guys, you better get on the bus.
- Why?
If you dont, Im gonna beat
the pants off of ya!
Not bad, huh?
- Watch it. That stuffs expensive.
- Very good, sir.
Hey, Spaz. How you doin, buddy?
- Good to see ya.
- Give that back.
- Were doin you a favor.
- Give it back!
Wanna make us, Spaz?
Yeah.
- Give him back the milkshake.
- All right. Here you go.
Hey, well see you
at the basketball game, Spaz.
Mohawk jerks.
These children are going to the most
glamorous of all summer camps...
Camp Mohawk.
Theres a two-year waiting list...
and every child has to be voted in.
On top of all that, it costs
$ a week to go to Camp Mohawk.
The question is:
Is it worth $ a week?
It sure is.
Its the best darned camp there is.
Well, are you connected
with Camp Mohawk?
I think so.
Im the program director, Jerry Aldini.
Well, how do you justify
$ a week?
We have some special programs.
Were doing "Shakespeare in the Round"
again this year.
Our political round table.
Henry Kissinger will appear.
Yasir Arafat is gonna come out, spend
a weekend with the kids, rap with em.
Thats amazing!
The kids wanted animals, so this year
each camper will stalk and kill...
his own bear
in our private wildlife preserve.
Are you sure
the children can hack that?
Well see. The real excitement is
gonna come at the end of the summer...
