1. Definition of Natural Theology
The existence and attributes of the deity
-> stand on ‘natural reason’
A type of theological discourse
The attempt to construct
rational “proofs” for
God’s existence and attributes
of here. Are you kidding me?
Im buying this for you, okay?
- Would you get the cake?
- Yeah.
February
3rd, that makes me aquarius.
Experts say friends
are vitally important.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Hello.
- Hey.
Im sorry were late.
- Nothing a kiss wont cure.
- Oh!
I am living
proof of the fallacy of astrology.
Hi. Hows your arm, birthday boy?
- You okay?
- Just waiting for it to fall off.
Philosopher my ass!
Hope you get sodomised to death!
Historian of my faeces, shithead!
I want my cash, philosopher shit!
Fucking bastard!
No wonder!
All philosophers are faggots.
Gonna get poled in there!
To the station!
Aint no rubbers in prison.
Youre gonna catch AlDS, pussy!
- Where you going?
- Im looking for the Tenia.
So? Pay up.
Ill pay, Ill pay!
You know a guy called the Tenia?
No, dont k
proof.
Thats very good.
Catch you later.
See you later.
What a guy.
- Whats the problem
- No problem.
Dont tell me, theyre not gonna pay?
- Of course. Can I borrow the car?
- Sure.
- Thanks very much.
- Why not?
Has it occurred to you that
maybe this is a wake-up call?
A grow-up call?
I dont know. I suppose it could be something
of that nature. What do you reckon, Arthur?
Stop talking to the bloo
Melinda And Melinda Script
The essence of life isnt comic.
lts tragic.
Theres nothing intrinsically funny about the terrible facts of human existence.
l disagree. Philosophers call it absurd because, in the end, all you can do is laugh.
Human aspirations are so ludicrous and irrational.
l mean, if the underlying reality of our being was tragic,
my plays would make more than yours,
because my stor